HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I think they bought it. One of the deputies is a member of my church.
Maybe not yet, but it will.
Tell me what you think of this place.
How brothers in Orlando be When that pretty brown round come walking by
I don't even know who this come from.
What you wanna talk about?
- Green's the only color that matters there. - Is that right?
- Something like that. - He did.
That’s just like fresh water
What are you doin'? The man's been dead two seconds, and you're in his pocket.
...I could, uh...
...if he should file an appeal for your friend.
Yeah, I think he's talking to you.
- They never get too far. - Cookie got to Greenville a few years ago.
Goldmouth, pick him up and carry him on inside.
What happened is old man Wilkins...
That's it. The Tide hass taken enough of a beating.
- Is Mae Rose all right? - She's doin' just fine.
That's 65 years, son.
You lost all our money in a card game?
I don't care what you believe.
Even swing, Can't Get Right.
It goes on for a while about how the crop didn't come in on account of the frost.
⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Lawrence gas
That's the one there.
When she moan "YES DADDY GIMME THAT NUT!!"
I did damn it! I shot one and the other one got away!!
Hope not. It was somebody in this camp.
Why you gotta say nasty Shit Ray?
Come on. It's time to go.
Man over the line!
Real nice girl. A God-fearing girl.
- Claude! - Ray, you can't go in there!
How yo ass Gone be
You cryin'?
I guess we should've torn this old building down a long time ago.
'He's my king-sized papa'
That's it. The man's taken enough of a beating.
Hit ‘em with the tricky one, Jangle Leg
EYES FRONT, MISTER!
- Filthy, ain't it? - Fuck that spoon and just eat.
He said he's too hot, boss. He's tired.
Find a place where they let you in the front door.
Motherfucker, you can't have my corn bread, that's for damn sure.
It's about being poised. Just poise yourself.
Excuse me.
Every time I look at you, I get sick to my stomach...
...I noticed you and Mr. Wilkins been mighty friendly lately.
Sorry, Cap'n.
Mom: You Took That Meat Out The Freezer Like I Told You???!?!? ME: NO MAAAMMMM
Sometimes you got to do certain shit...
I the pappy I the pappy
That way, when they find the two bodies, they think it was them.
This ain't about your tab. You got bigger problems than that.
Ass sniffer Ass sniffer
...Ray's Boom-Boom Room.
Every mornin' I wake up prayin'...
That's him over there.
I'm a nasty motherfucker
- Lift him! - You know what I mean.
BOSSS PUDDIN AIN’ T WORKING
Big-time hustler, came and got girked by a couple of farmers.
- We're hands-on with him. - Okay. All right.
Damn, there's a rat. I hate rats.
Banks! Get over here.
I ain't never seen you in here before.
You got somethin' up your sleeve.
But whatever you done to get here, believe me, I'm not impressed.
John..johnson&johnson
So you gave her the $2?
Is something wrong with your ears? Move it!
I guarantee it. I'll see y'all in the morning.
Bring 'em out here! Let me see 'em!
- Smells good, right? - I think we should go to another place.
Let's keep what mind you got focused.
I ain’t nice like boss. I’ll slap the black off ur ass
New York City
tell em bout the gun line boss
And every mornin' you disappoint me.
I know ya. And I know when you got somethin' brewin'.
When Dallas said New Orleans was disrespectful
'He'? It's a boy? Honey, it's a boy!
Ain't nobody wanting to hear that bullshit.
The names Jangle leg, Jangle leg jangle leg
Well, my goodness. After all these years of blissful silence...
Hell, you'd want to.
I'll shoot your ass.
Tame and gentle
It’s 3 o’clock We closed
- Let me take care of this. - Someone must die 'cause we want pie?
K9 Officer: We dont get in foot pusuits at this department. We got the K9. Rookie Patrol Officer: Tell em bout the K9 boss.
It’s too hot. I’m tired boss.
With all due respect to you gentlemen...
Test 2
...Camp 8 threw ourselves a little party.
I'm too old. I ain't got time for no plan. I'm 90 years old.
- Just what the fuck you lookin' at? - I noticed that...
Let me see that boy! Where is that boy?
Like them niggas say keepin it real! Das real
That ain't high. That's low.
- Can I get you something, sir? - No, I'm all right.
AINT NOBODY DOIN NOTHIN'
Justin pick him up carry him on inside Ballaz took enough of Beating
Every year, Camp 12 wins the championship.
Ford lol
juss the baby tho
NIE
How much it’s gon cost to get some of that chicken pie?
That music's hot. What goes on down there?
My wife gave it to me on our anniversary some years back.
I shot one and one got away!!
Life!
I won't sit here with you lookin' sad.
...middle-aged fat lady with a goddamn wart on her nose...
Slow up. You see me countin'.
Life
Let 'em shoot me. I don't give a fuck if they take me out singin'.
your grandma, got good inside the mouth skin
About 40 years back?
I hope your ass piss the bed with that weak-ass bladder of yours.
Welcome to Adam's BOOM BOOM room
You trip and fall over the gun line, you will be shot.
I call him Satchmo. I know him.
Boss, I'm that baby's daddy.
We not talkin', you talkin'. And doin' a little bit too much of it.
Shut yo mouth and yo fat ass boy.
TELL EM ABOUT THAT RAM LINE BOSS
Dennis ta å hold kjeft du e en feit faen.
I'm gonna tell his wife we left him.
Y'all Betta Take The Biden Vaccine Or Hoppin' Jimmie A Shoot The Black Off Yo Ass
...our beautiful countryside while we got you here.
Give'em That Tricky One