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Hey Ray, ever been to that there Guitar Center? Guitar Center on JW Clay? Man I damned near lived at JW Clay Guitar Center, its alright.
Soft! What you gonna do?
No, it say Marleen here. Marleen died.
- Here's to your new job down at the bank. - Thank you.
What's wrong?
- What concept is that? - They threw us in this shithole for life.
Good. First time in?
I beg pardon? You say something to me?
You should've been there last night. You'd have had big fun.
WHAT IS ALWAYS THE PROBLEM
You hear me, boy?
I'm a visionary on this one.
- You got a deal. - All right.
- Now tell that. Tell that. - They deserved it, Radio.
for you today
I now pronounce you man and wife.
What's so funny?
Try to teach 'em the finer points of the game...
jackson stop being a baiwump! ok i'll stop being a boohoowoouperinguper!
Then let's go, Ray.
...in their ass.
- Y'all come on over here! - Y'all got something to drink?
I got the keys, if you want to leave me in the woods.
I been here the whole time. He ain't come out.
...if so much as one toe hit that dirt...
- You all want to pick up this country pace? - Bet's to you, sir.
If you fuck with me, It’s gonna be consequences and repercussions.
I ain't gave up no muthafuking hope
I got to clean this. I'll be right back, baby.
Fuck around with me, it's gonna be consequences and repercussions.
Turn around. I'm keepin' you out of some trouble. Paint the fence.
You'll never guess who'll be there tonight.
- What's going on? - This don't concern you. Excuse me.
Don't that sound like a place where it's fun? Sound excitin'.
Hey Boss...They ain't workin!
(burps) Oh, excuse me.
This looks like something here.
If you made it that far, they'd check every train that pulls out of the station.
That's the Yankees right there.
This guy's dead.
...is through the morgue and the cemetery.
...I want you to shoot him in his ass.
'Cause I said 'soft'? So what?
Ray Gibson? No.
We Don't need no fences at Pax we got us the gun line
I'll walk you out the gate myself.
Season tickets to the Yankees, right on the first base line.
Spanky Johnson?
...of Superintendent Abernathy and little Mae Rose.
Daisy fell for Melvin. They're engaged to be married.
I owe an ice, boss.
Hey Boss...They ain't workin!
It's too hot I'm tired boss
You ain't taking my Cornbread, Fried Chicken or Kool-Aid, nigga Fukk that nigga, I'm from South Carolina and Georgia, I'll have his teeth laying in the mud and on the concrete
We were walkin' back. A bird came out low on our left.
- Nothing at all, just a little drunk. - Nobody drank like old...
- On deck for what? - For what? That upper room, nigger.
I oughta kill you for that remark.
God Giving Talent
Let's just say we spent some time together.
Oh, that's our ticket off this farm.
I don't even want Jell-O. Lou ruin my stomach.
Good afternoon Chad
Two dollars, but I need that to get home.
That's some tasty hootch.
We got 36 cases of booze. That's better than money.
We next. You like baseball? We on deck.
I don't even want Jell-O. Lou ruin my stomach.
Evenin'.
I'm not driving no 35 miles to get no pie.
- See? - I like that.
I never thought I'd see the day That ol Rick would give up hope
Bro, you better check in
Oh, yard boy...
THE RAPTORS LOOK LIKE THEY DEAD!
I'm ready to go back right now.
That way, when we lost, he could blame it on somebody else.
You ever go to New York, go to Ray's Boom-Boom Room.
Only 15 hours of daylight left.
- You know how they get it in here? - Tell him how.
please don't welcome my very bad enemy marleen roch! oh thanks a lot gabi! please don't welcome my very bad enemy gabi anderson!
He was like that when we found him. He was already dead.
If he wants corn bread, let him up to the front and get his own.
- $2 short? - Uh, yeah.
Well, at least he didn't kill Santa Claus.
I ain't got capital yet, but I will.
1 1
Dennis ta å hold kjeft du e en feit faen.
- $22. - Not bad... for a start.
- That's right. - Damn.
This myrtle could use some attention.
You really bummed me out.
Request permission to go to the tonk, boss.
.
It's very near and dear to my heart, so no wisecracks or I'll whup your ass.
Who wants to hit next?
Yeah, right?
That kid can hit. What can you guys do?
You gonna smile? There you go.
Turn around to the left. We have a problem.
Shut yo mouth And yo fat ass boy
Goldmouth, I know a bitch named Della hit harder than you.
I aint giving up no muthatuckin hope
That’s my name... Claude!
What's this?
I ain't never seen no dead body before.
Now I could get used to this. Ladies.
Sleep tight Niggah
Where were the two convicts when the shot was fired?
Oh, shit!
We don't need no fences. We got us the gun line.
You do?
Why you got to say nasty shit Jon? Cause I’m a nasty Muthafucka!
Well, who is it? Speak up!
You go have a good time.