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- Can't you remember your own name? - I know it begins with a 'C.'
Now's a good time to throw in the towel, you know what I'm sayin'?
- The gun line, boss. - Yes.
'Cause I'm a nasty muthafucka.
No, I got allergies. I'm cool.
- Oh, trouble. - Don't say nothin' to him.
Life!
One never knows.
Ray, I've been lookin' for ya.
- Cookie made me a map to Greenville. - So?
Pull them dicks out it’s da boom boom room
Move it. Actin' all scared.
I got all my rocks here boss
- And apparently your sister died too. - Jenny?
That’s gas money ray
Your bitch'd be standing... I'm sorry.
STICKUSTEAK South City Pondok Cabe
Too hot I'm tired Boss
CLAUDE
If you need anything...
- He made a pass at me. - Yeah, I see.
This ain't my daddy's watch.
- How about your legs? - My legs? Those are good.
Old drunk ass
I ain’t nice like boss I’ll raise the price on yo ass! Get them Tickets asap!
You think that's funny?
I ain't do nothin' for you to owe me.
I've been carrying this letter for four months.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
That girl got yams
- Is that it? - Let me pay, get out.
I Never Thought I'd see the day when my nephew would think He 's a bigger pimp then me
Burned my damn tongue.
- He had presents. - I ain't get nothing.
Welcome Texans fans to the sitcho ass down room
You can’t have my cornbread
...in all the commotion, him and Ray could just...
A face. A voice. Even a smell.
All right. We'll see how long he lasts.
...and those two fools were still at it.
What the hell you doin'?
If not for me, your black ass would be floating up on a beach.
See y'all in New York City
So it doesn't exist You read the bible
Elon Musk Nooooooooooooo! Say it ain’t soooooop!
It’s too hot Im tired boss
At another establishment we can get us some pies.
- Shut up. - No. Where the hell you goin'?
Kay, you know i got you!! Ribs & burgers coming right up!!
You sees that.
She was wearin' pigskin when I met her. She's in alligator now. Let me in.
What the fuck did y'all do?
I blame you for everything.
It start your brain first.
Fuck you Ray
All right. So that's that.
You know I trust you Claude Hmmm
U can’t have my cornbread that’s for damn sure
...where I'm gonna end up, I'll tell you that.
Sounds a damn sight better than that infirmary across the way...
Welcome Longhorn Fans To The Sit Yo Ass Down Room
You know about boats? You probably don't know how to swim.
You hit one out the park for me.
And clean off that dam table or whoop yo ass
Ray's Boom-Boom Room. I like that.
We ain't takin' the train. There's a farm on the map and a boat on the farm.
Quizás debería comerme tu pan de maíz.
the upper rooooooom
Willie Long
We ain't got no fences here at Camp 8.
"'Can't Get Right.'"
This woman ain't got the recipe to it. Where would she get that?
It's from your mama's neighbor, Mrs. Tadwell.
...you just blame this shit on me.
Call.
HEY, GURL YOU GON EAT YO CORNBREAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO.
Nah, not at all.
Hey Boss, He ain’t working!
- With my first paycheck, I'll buy... - What, baby?
He's lying. I'm the father of that baby.
'Two heated swimming pools.'
I'm going to sleep. Why don't you?
All we want is some coffee and a couple slices of pie, all right?
Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?
Them pies look good, but I kinda lost my appetite.
You stay here, watch the truck. I'm gonna go have fun.
Over 40 years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.
You still got that $2?
'Ocean views... palm trees.'
gabi was an amoxiel5566heightballoonsflooreieieuunnmmerbaxybaxybaut wasen't she? she certainly was darling.
You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.
Here he comes.
- Hey, don't I know you? - I don't think so.
All month. If y'all was out and reading the papers...
That thing? Who'd you steal it from?
Come on! Let's move!
Bo died. And your cousin, Sally, on your daddy's side, she died.
Boy, get us some Worcestershire sauce!
I wanna be at the game. I'm on a roll.
Let's move on!
- Why are you always saying 'we'? - What?
...and Claude managed to scare up some girls.
I'd do whatever it takes to make a motherfucker stop existing.
when you come to town to see a girl ... but end up playing ball with her dad instead
I got somethin' brewin'.
Get a job, get married, start having babies.
That's a long time for any crime, even murder.
You motherfucker, you.
Oh, shit.
Tracked 'em all the way to the Tallahatchie.
Chris brown talking to jacquees
...night and day. - Forget it, man. Let it go.
Didn't they burn in that fire yesterday?
When teachers retire or quit…
- You gonna stay for supper? - 'Fraid not.
You know what, Ray?
This
When a coworker asks you a question:
Let me get that.
You'll be worrying about your silverware being clean.
I think he's hurt pretty bad.
We both got fucked. While you was doing God's work...
Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent.
'I take the door off the hinges When my baby comes to call'
EVO
“Oh See, Damn one of my toes in the bottle”
...slip right onto them fire engines, see?
That's what I said.....
Hand nice and supple Like a lady
- I got a plan. - I tell you what. Fuck your plan.
Now, why do I get the feeling when you say 'some time,' you mean some time.
You Scared Huh? Did my be scared.
I got a job that starts on Monday.
That's 'cause I ain't never been in here before.
Listen, man, I seen them niggers before they put them in the box.
- That's right. - Well, how do I get a loan?
Mae Rose!
I had done gave up on raises
- Take care. - Have a nice day.
Sing, girl!