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...and Claude managed to scare up some girls.

I've been carrying this letter for four months.

I ain't do nothin' for you to owe me.

You Scared Huh? Did my be scared.

- How about your legs? - My legs? Those are good.

She was wearin' pigskin when I met her. She's in alligator now. Let me in.

- I got a plan. - I tell you what. Fuck your plan.

HEY, GURL YOU GON EAT YO CORNBREAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO.

We both got fucked. While you was doing God's work...

Sounds a damn sight better than that infirmary across the way...

Now's a good time to throw in the towel, you know what I'm sayin'?

One never knows.

That's what I said.....

- Shut up. - No. Where the hell you goin'?

A face. A voice. Even a smell.

Boy, get us some Worcestershire sauce!

Kay, you know i got you!! Ribs & burgers coming right up!!

No, I got allergies. I'm cool.

...in all the commotion, him and Ray could just...

- You gonna stay for supper? - 'Fraid not.

Didn't they burn in that fire yesterday?

He's lying. I'm the father of that baby.

This woman ain't got the recipe to it. Where would she get that?

U can’t have my cornbread that’s for damn sure

I'm going to sleep. Why don't you?

STICKUSTEAK South City Pondok Cabe

You still got that $2?

- That's right. - Well, how do I get a loan?

Ray's Boom-Boom Room. I like that.

You motherfucker, you.

That's a long time for any crime, even murder.

All we want is some coffee and a couple slices of pie, all right?

When a coworker asks you a question:

...where I'm gonna end up, I'll tell you that.

It’s too hot Im tired boss

'Ocean views... palm trees.'

Welcome Texans fans to the sitcho ass down room

If you need anything...

...slip right onto them fire engines, see?

You can’t have my cornbread

- Can't you remember your own name? - I know it begins with a 'C.'

You stay here, watch the truck. I'm gonna go have fun.

It start your brain first.

I'd do whatever it takes to make a motherfucker stop existing.

Tracked 'em all the way to the Tallahatchie.

See y'all in New York City

I ain’t nice like boss I’ll raise the price on yo ass! Get them Tickets asap!

...night and day. - Forget it, man. Let it go.

Let me get that.

We ain't takin' the train. There's a farm on the map and a boat on the farm.

That girl got yams

Move it. Actin' all scared.

You hit one out the park for me.

Get a job, get married, start having babies.

You have to forgive me if I don't laugh.

- Why are you always saying 'we'? - What?

'I take the door off the hinges When my baby comes to call'

Pull them dicks out it’s da boom boom room

And clean off that dam table or whoop yo ass

"'Can't Get Right.'"

- Hey, don't I know you? - I don't think so.

Quizás debería comerme tu pan de maíz.

I got a job that starts on Monday.

Hand nice and supple Like a lady

- Oh, trouble. - Don't say nothin' to him.

Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?

Elon Musk Nooooooooooooo! Say it ain’t soooooop!

If not for me, your black ass would be floating up on a beach.

- Take care. - Have a nice day.

gabi was an amoxiel5566heightballoonsflooreieieuunnmmerbaxybaxybaut wasen't she? she certainly was darling.

- The gun line, boss. - Yes.

All right. We'll see how long he lasts.

- He made a pass at me. - Yeah, I see.

You know what, Ray?

Them pies look good, but I kinda lost my appetite.

So it doesn't exist You read the bible

When teachers retire or quit…

What the hell you doin'?

You know I trust you Claude Hmmm

This ain't my daddy's watch.

It's from your mama's neighbor, Mrs. Tadwell.

...and those two fools were still at it.

At another establishment we can get us some pies.

Nah, not at all.

“Oh See, Damn one of my toes in the bottle”

- Is that it? - Let me pay, get out.

Bo died. And your cousin, Sally, on your daddy's side, she died.

I think he's hurt pretty bad.

Too hot I'm tired Boss

Half the men in this prison swear they're innocent.

I had done gave up on raises

Come on! Let's move!

- Cookie made me a map to Greenville. - So?

All month. If y'all was out and reading the papers...

We ain't got no fences here at Camp 8.

That's 'cause I ain't never been in here before.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Chris brown talking to jacquees

I Never Thought I'd see the day when my nephew would think He 's a bigger pimp then me

'Cause I'm a nasty muthafucka.

I got somethin' brewin'.

You think that's funny?

Now, why do I get the feeling when you say 'some time,' you mean some time.

...you just blame this shit on me.

'Two heated swimming pools.'

I blame you for everything.

You'll be worrying about your silverware being clean.

Over 40 years now. Me and Ray Gibson out there.

- He had presents. - I ain't get nothing.

Burned my damn tongue.

- And apparently your sister died too. - Jenny?

What the fuck did y'all do?

That thing? Who'd you steal it from?

All right. So that's that.

Hey Boss, He ain’t working!

Your bitch'd be standing... I'm sorry.

the upper rooooooom

You know about boats? You probably don't know how to swim.

when you come to town to see a girl ... but end up playing ball with her dad instead

- With my first paycheck, I'll buy... - What, baby?

That’s gas money ray

I got all my rocks here boss

Welcome Longhorn Fans To The Sit Yo Ass Down Room

I wanna be at the game. I'm on a roll.

Ray, I've been lookin' for ya.

Listen, man, I seen them niggers before they put them in the box.