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Give me this.
To celebrate his departure...
Let me tell you somethin', Mr. My-Shit-Don't-Stink Banks.
Hit that ball, boy.
No, you found something very amusing. What's so funny?
@BaseShop 100×100
I didn't appreciate when you said something about...
Can't Get Right Sum Wrong with his head???
That girl got game
What was Cookie smokin' when he drew this?
Plant just can’t get right, boss
- Ray, who that? - Satchmo.
- How y'all doing? - What's up, country boy?
The ambiance ain't really very welcoming.
I believe this belongs to me.
It was like from the X Files, man.
BOSSS PUDDIN AIN’T working
Here's your medicine, Mr. Wilkins.
You do that, I swear to God, you're a free man.
Good man to have on your side. He's got capital connections.
You cheer up. You're goin' home.
Got all my rocks here, boss.
I know how you think, you motherfucker.
What nigga? Whichever nigga I start chockin that what nigga.
Don't touch it.
Jackson playing Jay in FF this week ...
Ain't heard about it? Claude and Ray?
...you so much as stick your Johnson out over the gun line...
No, that's not it.
Get yo ass to Work
Your hands are nice and supple Like a lady
- There's no Boom-Boom Room. - When there is one.
He look like he can take care of hisself.
- Appreciate it. - Yeah, you know, anytime I can help out.
How much will it cost for some of that White Privilege??
He's a big'un.
Get to work!
Mail call!
A&T! AGGIES! GET YOUR SORRY ASSES OVER HERE!
Does the name Christopher Lawrence mean anything to you
The ball! Keep your eye on the ball.
Umm ma'am because he just so happens to live there
Story time is over. All you sissies get back to work right now.
Boss She Ain’t Working!!
Listen here. Any plan you got...
And wonder what you got up your sleeve.
He's a lowlife that hangs around in bathrooms pickpocketing people.
They were loadin' up the truck. They'd gone on ahead.
The church took up a collection, but they're short...
At 13, he killed a son of a bitch with a claw hammer.
Gov Cooper
They step out of line again, we'll shorten up that sentence real fast.
Aye, Aye, Aye, Ain’t nobody wanting to Hear that bull...
- Here, you keep the change. - Thank you.
when bro dosent wanna eat his corn bread so i tell him if i can eat it
I could issue a temporary marriage license, for a nominal fee.
Damn.
Is 'sees' a word?
We'd like some coffee and a couple slices of pie.
...a violent killing spree.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I'M NOT YOUR BOSS NOT ANYMORE
You got nerve, scraping toast and shit, making excess noise.
You show them Crawfords how to play ball.
We next. You like baseball? We on deck.
Life!
What females look like Asking for Child Support
Go. You're a free man.
- Yeah, me too. - Me too. I'd like to see that room too.
This What Everybody Going To Be Saying To Me On NYE❗️
Welcome failcons To the sit you ass down room
Don't be playing with yourselves. You gotta work in the morning.
You said we wasn't never gonna get out of this place.
Oh Yard Boy
If you give me the front money and a truck...
Didn't you tell me there was no 'we'?
- I'm Claude. - Claude.
- I'm gonna get my Jell-O. - Come on.
Can't get right! This one's for you baby!
I went to Jefferson.
You can't read?
Fuck you ray
Lou. Cover that up. Don't nobody wanna see that shit.
Eyesight ain't what it once was. Ooh, this is nice here.
He had what we call exacting standards when it comes to the hootch.
You was Scared huh? Don’t be scared
TELL EM ABOUT THAT RAM LINE BOSS
Why you always post nasty shit?
Happy Birthday Reggie
I'll get Charlie to...
Will at every get together after his bloodwork
I got an ass-whuppin' for ya if you don't stop fuckin' with me.
That's your corn bread. Fuck him.
- Excuse me. - I'm sorry. My mistake.
It's up there I'll pray about it later I'm still under construction y'all pray for her
When folks are conflicting About Ghetto D
I said I never thought I'd hear the day...
How you be lookin at all waitresses
Fuck OFF SURESH CAUSE I FOR ONE...WONT MISS YOU!!!
Yeah?
D Leezy
- So you said about 35... - 35 miles.
Don’t be scared
- 'The upper room' - Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Do I look like I give a damn about my cholesterol?
- Who that, Ray? - Just guess.
Maybe I oughta eat your cornbread! (Farts)
You step outside the gun line without my permission, you will be shot.
If you don't wanna believe me, don't.
He's a king zize papa
When I show up to work
Old Drunk Ass Winston
...but you look like you wanted to go and start fucking.
I'm a man. I ain't no motherfucking, bootlickin' trusty.
I'm not your boss.
Remember that, 'my finger and thumbs for adding' shit?
I must apologize. That was rude of me.
You mean none of y'all can read?
What about me and Ray? Our names ain't on the pardon.
2 dolla holla Where u wanna be
Now as far as bootleggin' goes...
...in which your mama and daddy were both killed.
You got a toilet in yours?
- Do you hear me? - I hear you.
Is it, old man?
Sit your ass down.
Come on. Think victory.
What d'ya say, Mr. Pike? You about ready to call it a day?
Just sit down. Let me work it out.
juss the baby tho
Get them picks a-swinging! You heard me, New York Cities.
Got all my rocks boss
Not over no PC, man!
Hey BOSS He ain’t workin
Shit. Come on! Two running!
I can't go home to my mama like this.
I'm gonna shoot a motherfucker today.
Lol Yes huh
'Course, I was wrong about that.
It says it right there on your shirt.
Uh-oh
Yeah, I remember saying that.
You feel part of this baseball game, don't you?
...so I cut her ass in half, but I didn't poison my ma and pa.
Gotta know what you're doin'.
Proud to say, boss, I'm that baby's daddy.
What's wrong? The moustache too big?
Welcome Philadelphia eagles fans To the sit yo ass down room
That's why
My daddy died in a place like this because of what you're sayin'.
Daddy!
That fella look like he dead