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- That's the way it is? - Yeah, that's the way it is.
- That's right. - I wouldn't put that in my nose.
'Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.'
...ain't interested in his meteorological assessments!
I appreciate you taking the trouble over my corn bread.
I got a better shot of gettin' outta here on my own.
Uh-Oh
I'll keep an eye on you. Make sure you don't do nothin' stupid.
I'll put in a good word for you.
Man fuck that cheap ass watch
I can get more. I want to go into business.
- Come on, now. - Five cents.
Boss he ain’t working!!
My plan is on his way to Pittsburgh right now.
'What girl? ' Next time I come here, whichever bitch I start choking, that's her.
It's a great day
He wasn't the real Santa Claus
Jangle Leg! What the hell I tell you about pitchin' woo on the job, boy?
That girl got yams
Right here, right now.
- The appeal was denied. - I'm glad.
When there's one, don't come, 'cause you ain't gettin' in.
I aint nice like boss. Ill slap the black off yo ass..
- I think I got a plan. - You got a plan?
Hellll yeah
I'd have knocked you off, put a bullet in your ass...
Happy Birthday Doc
Burned my damn tongue
Don’t Be Scurred!
It's hot I'm too damn tired
Just tell me where you want me to go.
Sure hope you can drive.
I’m gonna tell that judge I didn’t run over anyone or kill anybody… I slowed down, that cop was in the road…what’s the worst that can happen
Then we about to be some shot-up motherfuckers.
They damn sure don't learn.
When your coworker goes From hourly to salaried
All around the country we've been killing people.
You got to be crazy.
Well, step lively. Don't want them to think I'm from here.
You can go ahead, fellas.
Let Can't Get Right have a swing.
Dis ain't my daddy's watch
May God have mercy on their souls.
Take a mighty cagey country boy to navigate the woods.
And you're right, 'cause we right here.
Ole drunk ass Winston
Tonight, you're a bootlegger with a truckload of hootch...
Got all my rocks here boss
- Spanky's not happy with you. - Is Spanky here?
...I got to smell some shit, I ain't gonna have none.
How much would it take to turn One of them white only pies into nigger pies
Shut yo mouth and yo fat ass boy
I'm keepin' it real like them niggers in here keep it real.
So, I go to the bank for a loan...
Hey, Ray!
Come on! Show that son of a bitch how y'all do it in Harlem.
I’m the Pappy
I'll see you in a minute.
It’s that time Season
The boy can't talk. Somethin' wrong with his head.
How'd he get in here?
mom: You took that meat out the freezer like i told you???!?!? *playing the game ME: NO MAAAMMMM MOM
It's behind the barn. It can't be that hard to fly it.
Well, Mr. 'C.'
Leave ABD ALONE.. Thats it. the man's taken enough of a beatingg!
It's almost all right in here today.
Claude Banks! Hey, it's me, Ray Gibson.
Once more, I'll take all your fronts out.
That's probably the last time. Sorry.
- Hank, my man, how you doin'? - No, not tonight, Ray.
He's Memphis police
Why you takin' in all this air for?
Boss Puddin ain’t working
...but down here, we take murder very seriously.
Too hot? He's tired?
- Crop duster. - I'm not gettin' in no airplane with you.
What you got in that bottle anyway?
Open your mouth an your fat ass boy
- Ray, come back! - Claude!
Get to work
Rick Be Like
I'm just tryin' to get by. You remember when you started out?
Why you gotta say nasty shit Jon
Welcome Philly Fans To the sitcho ass down
- He don't sound like he from around here. - He from New York City, boss.
No, ain't get their pardons, man.
What is the Boom-Boom Room?
- See you in the morning. - He sounded like he believed us.
Them ain’t no Falcons those some CHICKENS BOSS!!!!
- Why're you talkin' so loud? - There ain't no 'we' between us.
Can't get right, this one's for you baby!
Perhaps some fertilizer would restore its exuberance.
- I'm Ray Gibson, this is Claude Banks. - Willie Long.
Get the back door! Put all the women in my car! Gibson!
How do you know my name is Billy?
Damn it, Ray, shit.
...I gotta deal with a tight-ass like you?
Oh yard boy
But we can't do nothin' for ourselves.
...he put him in charge of the team.
Looks like a fake to me Loan denied
That's it! Aim and Miss has taken enough of a beating
Give me my baby back
Shit. We all got old.
Well, well. What do we have here?
So you got your own nightclub?
What's the name of that nightclub of yours again?
I want you to kill him. I want you to shoot him dead.
FUCK AROUND WITH ME.IT'S GONNA BE CONSEQUENCES AND REPERCUSSIONS.
I'm gonna call my place...
What's on your mind?
This Ain't over Nigga, I Don't Give Ah Fuck What He Say
Show em that baby
- Lift him. - Not that you'd do that.
How long these 2 in for??? The judge gave’em the lonnnnng ride boss
That turn my stomach. I don't want no Jell-O after I seen them old-ass balls.
- Thanks, man. - All right.
Round about 1972...
- He chopped his sister with an axe. - She was my half-sister...
Fuck you Ray
Got it, boss.
Thats your cornbread .. fuck him
35 miles Of D........
Are you wearin' that dress?
I thought we agreed that you was gonna leave town.
That was the first time that Ray and Claude ran...
Oh, my God.
Me
News flash. We ain't never been friends.
Joe! Quit pitch’n woo on the job!!
It look good to me.
We just been stuck together for 12 years.
You comfortable?
Can it, Claude. I'm all shot, I just wanna get back to New York.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIECYPOO.
- Oh, this is good. - Break it up!
Hold it right there!
He know you're takin' his life into your hands?