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‐ No, I would've remembered.
Are you still all hot and bothered by Neck Douche?
and get on with their lives.
Goddammit, Terry. This sucks.
‐ Why? We don't have buttholes.
That sounds awesome! I‐I wish I could see better.
I can't believe you won this giant bear for me.
and my uncle‐hat so my spots don't get burnt.
Jesse?
‐ Yes. I look forward to continuing to stand here
Oh, he's such a great guy!
[mimicking laser fire]
‐ I say that all the time!
"Line Check! Omaha. Hut hut, green 8!"
She's a real handsome lady.
‐ But we can't leave line. You promised.
Would you do me the honor of marrying me?
That's like the worst thing you can do.
Ha, that's genius!
I'm winning without cheating!
‐ Jesse, I would never betray you.
Why do you like such dumb shit?
that just came into town.
‐ I can't live like this anymore.
‐ What? Pupa is fighting a giant lizard and a robot!
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Fine, you do love me more. [gasps]
And Kyle Von Titsenburg, dude with the pointy hat?
i dare you to Google Claralaine and go to images
She's a combination of three lines:
‐ Nah‐uh. I'm just thinking about what the back of those arms would look like
I bet they're stomping on cars and pushing over skyscrapers and shit.