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‐ Would you stop fidgeting? I'm in the zone, and you're messing me up.
‐ Okay, what the fuck is the dealio with you and Linus?
I wonder if that's the same Godzilla that came to town
‐ Ugh, I hate not being in line.
I‐I thought I was respecting line rules, like you taught me.
Turning them into anything would ruin it.
‐ Isn't it great? [yelling] Line check!
and one for a Howlin' Rays sandwich branded with a Supreme logo.
Oh yeah, my feet are gonna cum.
‐ [laughs] What a sucker. Who would ever pick your line?
We gotta work out our muscles to keep them from atrophying.
‐ Right? ‐ Ugh, fine. I'll stay.
that's why all the most famous standers are here.
I mean, you look like you make a million bucks
‐ I'm gonna use that ray that turns everyone into cigarettes,
We could be doing that!
My line rules!
‐ It wasn't a line!
[laser pulsing]
I got this t‐shirt and this medal that says,
You should never be allowed to stand next to a pro like me.
Fingerling me like your potatoes.
After all the waiting we've done together?
‐ Just like the fortune cookie said it would!
Fuck you, Terry!
‐ Hello, Terry. This is my new line husband, James.
is called a "line check."
‐ I love it when you mix food and sex.
‐ Linus, your behavior is completely different from a moment ago.
[burps]
‐ This looks amazing. [bottle shatters]
‐ Well, guess what, that's called leaving.
Every time we're in line, Jesse falls in love with the back of some guy's head.
‐ Who is giving out PS5s?
We have to get back to the ship so we can watch the video
Don't tell me you aren't curious.
‐ Luckily we can't stay in this line for much longer.
‐ I hope you both get gonorrhea and go to hell
‐ It wasn't my fault. Linus‐‐
‐ Why? We‐we've been here for hours.
‐ Nah, dawg, I got it loaded on my phone.
No, I love you more. Mmm.
‐ Have we moved at all?
It's a more violent, millennial version of a marathon.
‐ He wouldn't understand. Look at his tiny legs.
‐ No, if you leave line for even a second, you lose your place.
‐ Ter‐bear! The Ter‐inator!
‐ We better not be fucking sitting here at the beginning of the next episode.
‐ Hey now, we all gotta start somewhere.