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[both laugh]
‐ [panting] I was in the coolest line ever.
Because you have to truly believe in yourself to believe in your line.
Just be present in the moment. ‐ Whatever.
Hired a hold‐my‐place‐stander so I wouldn't miss
How are we still in the same goddamn line from last episode?
[moaning]
and Billy Jr., my Sunday afternoon Costco husband.
at all times for emergencies.
‐ Whoa, babe, you look like a million bucks.
‐ Of all the days not to be able to leave a particular area‐‐
‐ You know what? I'm starting a better line.
To really focus, I count the number of Kardashians over and over,
I would go through a Great Depression in a second
Oh god.
I feel like I'm at a wax museum!
I'm in the military video games I play
[thudding, rumbling]
They're like little matchsticks, except they'll never be lit.
‐ There it is! Th‐th‐there's the other face!
but you really love stupid stuff that sucks,
♪
Oh my god, did you hear that?
‐ Oh well, I'm sure you've heard all about me then.
‐ Duh!
Which line do you think they'll pick? How's my standing looking?
HORSERADDISH!
You and me? We're done!
Mud crawling! This line is playing.
‐ It's Linus with an "N."
‐ Oh, come on, it's nothing compared to yours.
‐ You told me yesterday I should die in a fire.
I was in the best line ever!
So fuck all the way off!
so you'll have to share.
‐ I made a veal parmesan without the veal.
‐ I‐I was joking. [stomach rumbles]
‐ See, I say "line check" and the other pros will honor it
and call each other "babe" forever.
You are beautiful. You are smart.
are not sitting right. I gotta go to the bathroom.
Hey, where's the Pupa going? Look, he's, he's getting biggie‐size.
‐ Keep it in your dress, Jesse.
I think. Or Kyle Von Titsenburg.
Why don't you kick off those heels and enjoy a nice meal.