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Once held a pee for 72 hours.
‐ Oh, it's just how we keep each other steady in line.
I can't resist the siren song of hyper‐specific gear.
‐ It's called word play, Mr. Sensitive.
‐ But, but... Come on, guys! The‐the code!
Calling line check is just a part of the rules,
who tried to cut in line on a Black Friday at Ann Taylor Loft.
‐ Either way, you're outtie‐200, Linus.
Sarah served three to five for knifing someone
‐ Oh yeah, like what?
Get‐get all mean and nasty like you did.
‐ This is getting stupider by the second!
I can just picture our life together.
But‐but they're not fighting anymore?
[both laughing] Who are we laughing at?
‐ Oof, all those hot coins I swallowed for breakfast
‐ Oh. Such a good call.
Fighting temptation is the whole game.
[rumbling, Pupa screeching]
‐ Oh, this could take forever, that's part of why it's so great!
How do you like those wordplay apples?
‐ See, that's that two‐faced shit right there.
I bet he's going to go do something awesome.
He has an inside man! What a cheating... fuck!
[groaning]
‐ You listen to me, you worthless little blue bitch.
‐ It took forever.
‐ Goddammit, Terry, that's so stupid!
And that also helps collect your neck sweat.
‐ Maybe you're just a little jealous of my relationship with Linus.
‐ You hot as hell.
and I'm not gonna let you slime in here
‐ Let's ride the Ferris wheel and dry hump at the top
You gotta get a cap that covers your neck.
When are we going to get to do something interesting?
and it would prevent a lot of property damage.
‐ Glad somebody said it.
Terry, can we please just go see what's happening for a minute?
Stocks and bonds. Charts and pies.
‐ How fucking dope was that, chumba?
I love you. I'll love you forever!
He's not really a line guy.
You could stand here for hours just staring straight ahead,