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‐ Oof, all those hot coins I swallowed for breakfast
‐ Oh yeah, like what?
who tried to cut in line on a Black Friday at Ann Taylor Loft.
When are we going to get to do something interesting?
He has an inside man! What a cheating... fuck!
How do you like those wordplay apples?
and it would prevent a lot of property damage.
‐ This is getting stupider by the second!
Terry, can we please just go see what's happening for a minute?
‐ Oh. Such a good call.
[rumbling, Pupa screeching]
You could stand here for hours just staring straight ahead,
‐ But, but... Come on, guys! The‐the code!
[groaning]
Once held a pee for 72 hours.
and I'm not gonna let you slime in here
You gotta get a cap that covers your neck.
‐ How fucking dope was that, chumba?
Sarah served three to five for knifing someone
I bet he's going to go do something awesome.
‐ Let's ride the Ferris wheel and dry hump at the top
I can just picture our life together.
He's not really a line guy.
‐ Maybe you're just a little jealous of my relationship with Linus.
‐ Either way, you're outtie‐200, Linus.
I love you. I'll love you forever!
‐ Oh, it's just how we keep each other steady in line.
‐ It took forever.
Calling line check is just a part of the rules,
But‐but they're not fighting anymore?
‐ You hot as hell.
I can't resist the siren song of hyper‐specific gear.
‐ You listen to me, you worthless little blue bitch.
‐ See, that's that two‐faced shit right there.
‐ It's called word play, Mr. Sensitive.
‐ Oh, this could take forever, that's part of why it's so great!
Get‐get all mean and nasty like you did.
And that also helps collect your neck sweat.
Fighting temptation is the whole game.
Stocks and bonds. Charts and pies.
‐ Goddammit, Terry, that's so stupid!
[both laughing] Who are we laughing at?
‐ Glad somebody said it.