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Well, it's just 49 cents for the cheapest one.
We're playing the "Terrance & Phillip" freemium game.
Who the fuck is that?
It's called a schmorgeswein, and it's elegantly cultural.
for a game that's not even worth 40 cents.
Sound familiar?
#999850 #1009847 #719892 #619907
The Canadian devil now has complete control
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
He knew how much he was spending.
What all the addiction programs say is true...
Cool. Thanks, Jimmy. Well, I'll check it out.
I don't understand.
in "Devil's Advocate"?!
a quick image to trigger the addict's brain.
- Aw, I don't know. - Come on. Just try it out.
But there's something very wrong
Like, rabbits and fish and shit,
Money. tuxedo. power. Threesomes. awesome. party.
Ohh!
In this game, you are Terrance and Phillip.
Oh, I'm much worse than the devil.
This is a sad day for MAXRS and therefore, the world
Come on. This way, Stan.
I mean, come on.
to make a freemium game,
a little bit at a time.
# Gonna have myself a time #
with the quality of the mobile game.
So you've got dopamine, right?
You just push it on other people?
How could you sell out your friends?!
# Friendly faces everywhere #
This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world.
You think the fucking alcohol industry cares?
How man Canadian coins would you like to buy?
It's called a tasting, and it's classy.
Uh, listen, uh, we've been talking it over,
Beelzaboot!
You in a tuxedo fucking this girl!
with, um, dopamine regulation,
make you more likely to have trouble
Every button they click,
so people have free will and all that shit.
- Hey, Jimmy. What's up? - Not much.
- Hey, uh, Jimmy, can we talk? - Well, sure, fellas.
My fellow Canadians, what we do now as a country
It's something to do with my family.