Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You betcha, pal.

Hey, buddy! Come on, guy!

And that's just nature, right?

as we try to figure out who to root for.

and you're kind of screwed up for life.

How do you get people addicted to crack?

...and make the game about waiting,

Now the souls of all Canadians belong to me!

without our approval?

I'm pretty sure they can hear us, too.

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

You've seen through the charade,

Who is this guy?!

There's nothing wrong with promoting a mobile game.

It's like a curse.

I tweeted it. It's trending.

Enough, Beelzaboot.

Then I made my first in-app purchase.

It's a figure of speech with crippled people.

Ass. Drink. Ass.

Hey, buddy, where'd you go? Don't you want more Canadough?

It's just, like, something to kill some time.

"Freemium"... the "mium" is Latin for "not really."

If the game was too fun,

You! Drink! Vegas! Fun! Pussy!

I'm sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers

Yeah, come on over. C-Check this out.

You know, it's not fucking rocket science, this stuff.

I'm having six.

but if you pay for incentives, you're rewarded.

This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world

I didn't think I spent that much.

but this is a lot like his Grampa.

I don't do that.

Who do you think you are?

to make money off addicts."