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That's why you need the buttermilk.
I'm here to guide you away from dating Atkins.
Yeah, bro. If anything,
(DRUMSTICKS CLATTER)
Oh, I'm going to every practice.
and don't invite any of you to the wedding.
¶ I don't know the future
It's my garage!
Look at the meat and beans.
to be my number-one son.
ALL: Happy birthday!
How could you possibly know that?
For your sake, back off my girl.
He's been playing the drums for over an hour.
Too bad she's busy ruining my life.
deviled energy eggs for the ride.
I'll plan it myself. You don't have to worry about anything.
No, you don't. I love the guy.
It's an overwhelming feast for the senses,
Adam's your favorite. (TROPHY THUDS)
And the "Best Son."
Hello. Cut it out.
Every parent has a secret favorite. Mine's Erica.
everything that's wrong with my life in this house.
This is a misunderstanding.
The guy's a total tool bag, Erica.
You gave Adam a golden trophy?
It's loaded with meat and beans.
Whoa.
I have that all in my Trapper Keeper.
The only things you ever gotten me
But now that you bring it up,
And my friends.
Yes, very much.
Tell me something.