Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Please don't. I'll read it.

Rush? That's, like, so last week.

The photo guy made it the wrong size,

even though I'm kind of like, "Ehhh."

middle-school party of all time.

This is hurtful.

than all those other crazy dads and protect you,

We're actually really good.

Knock it off, you two. You're on school grounds.

And you! Why are you even here? You're a teacher.

Honey, it's not what you think.

As my mom was coming to terms

See? I didn't say it. Your best friend Lacey did.

And yet, I just did.

And obviously the best dance moves.

I, uh, wanted to be better

who's obsessed with that lame wizard band.

Okay, please don't gag (GAGS)

But, of course, it had only begun.

Johnny Atkins is a roller coaster that only goes up.

Can he eat an entire apple in just two bites?

'cause our guitarist got arrested for selling...

Do not kiss him!

Your friends, your teacher,

I was just reading a book!

Oh, you're a fraud!

There's only one band on the planet that matters.

(GASPS) "Best Son"?

(GAGS) Why are you gagging?

Don't bash the poem.

I don't want it.

We'll see who's stubborn when I marry him

that at school it was nearly impossible to keep up,

while my brother wasn't sure