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Pfft! What?
It's Adam, damn it.
The trophy's mine forever. Cool.
Not you.
Yep, my steadfast sister was doubling down on love
And his poetry is awful.
how much more love he could take.
All of your closest friends, classmates,
You've woken me up.
Answer after you listen.
It was an instant attraction
Well, starting now, he is gonna know what it's like
¶ Is what you say about society
That is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Look on the bright side.
Yeah. And I never would have thought
to achieve her rock-'n'-roll dreams,
look at all familiar to you?
'Cause I discovered something infinitely better...
Can you close the door?
I'm gonna focus all my time and energy on you.
You've brought this upon yourself, Murr.
You don't even know him.
until she moves in with you.
of that chili meat and buttery milk.
He has bad hair days, too.
I don't want it.
¶ Today's Tom Sawyer
Oh, God, no. I mean, you've for sure grown on me, but yuck.
before he agrees to come?
standing outside the door?
Yo. So?
This is rocking my world and not in a good way.
This makes no sense!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Battle of the Bands. Who's in?
even though they think you're human trash,
I promised drinks with fog!
I only gave Adam one for "Best Son"
The window's rolled down so I know you can hear me.
Last thing I'm gonna do is be negative about Ponytail Johnson,
And hurt his feelings? I would never.