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♪ And I surrender ♪
We walk into this giant fuckin' party.
so I could save time on my commute.
Me at 31 ranting to my poor mom
Tina, now, this is the third stoplight, right--
to pay a smaller amount.
Anyway, the name Ceres,
Yeah, 'cause you're--
of the Goddess of Agriculture,
They teach you at DeVry?
I know.
Dude, what? I can't close.
JOHN: It's getting crazy out here.
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
Plus, we never spend any real time together.
Uh, Chicago, am I right?
-Wow, I love coming here.
What?
It's handled.
who shot up my shit.
my real last name is "Bad News."
-Bill Murray! Bill Murray! -SUGAR: What?
Yeah, but, I mea--
book lived
(sniffs)
And this motherfucker,
We are not fucking doing raisins.
You know.
-See how it plays. -It's getting closer, yeah.
She doesn't understand. She's a baby, you know.
And I'm Sydney, if you need anything else.
-I-I-I want things to feel-- -Consistent.
they haven't given that government organization anything
♪ I'm on the last train running ♪
(Sydney speaking indistinctly)
♪ I'm on the last train running ♪
A fucking brouhaha.
He goes, "Give me your phone."