Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You need to get a real job.

And next time, when you make an appointment at the DMV, do it online.

Repeat after me.

- Yeah. - Like, all the teachers knew, too.

Plus, I'm two months pregnant.

so everybody can reach me.

- Cool. - Good sitting and calling.

Oh, my God. Me?

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Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Thank you. My, uh... My chiropractor did it.

Ass, ass, ass, ass.

Oh, you're hilarious.

I probably shouldn't even be telling people yet.

Oh that's not so bad.

In Idaho, yeah.

so, everybody can be familiar with how to refer to me,

Dude, my purpose was revealed to me today.

Do people seriously ask this stuff?

It smells like confidence.

Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate.

I lost my job at an Internet startup.

- They are ready for you now. - Okay.

They really should.

- Love that lip color. - Oh, thanks. I found it, it was a rescue.

But just remind them succinctly that a vote for Hillary

We gotta go really slow, because I really fuck my neck.

I have ever taken my whole life has come out horrible.