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You need to get a real job.
Devenez volontaire "A
And next time, when you make an appointment at the DMV, do it online.
Repeat after me.
It smells like confidence.
- Cool. - Good sitting and calling.
You found it?
Ass, ass, ass, ass.
Do people seriously ask this stuff?
Yes.
In Idaho, yeah.
Plus, I'm two months pregnant.
- They are ready for you now. - Okay.
We gotta go really slow, because I really fuck my neck.
- Love that lip color. - Oh, thanks. I found it, it was a rescue.
Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate.
so everybody can reach me.
Dude, my purpose was revealed to me today.
Oh, you're hilarious.
so, everybody can be familiar with how to refer to me,
Stop.
Oh, my God. Me?
- Yeah. - Like, all the teachers knew, too.
They really should.
I have ever taken my whole life has come out horrible.
Oh that's not so bad.
Look at that!
Thank you. My, uh... My chiropractor did it.
I lost my job at an Internet startup.
I probably shouldn't even be telling people yet.
But just remind them succinctly that a vote for Hillary
Hi, I'm calling on behalf of Hillary Rodham Clinton.