Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I gotta go this way. Ilana!

I guess they do.

You do not go unnoticed.

to some common questions we get on calls.

Okay, I have one.

Baseball can be hot, but you need a shortstop or something.

Trying showing that to the cops every time you get pulled over, huh?

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I think we might actually be literal geniuses.

No, every time I try to help you, it turns into a disaster.

Just don't swipe right.

- Everyone says that. - No, they are.

That's my number! There's mine!

Um, it is saved on my photo stream for cases like this.

It would be an honor to deliver the most precious package

This day comes for all of us.

No one ever tells you that.

Anyway, I'm not panhandling, I'm just performing for tips.

Yeah, that is power.

- Oh, my gosh. - What?

Let's do one more, for me.

Maybe I should just chuck it all and start over.

I'm calling you from a landline.

I know, but I am not doing that.

Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate.

Football's, like, too scary.