Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my number! There's mine!

Trying showing that to the cops every time you get pulled over, huh?

to some common questions we get on calls.

No one ever tells you that.

I'm calling you from a landline.

Maybe I should just chuck it all and start over.

Just don't swipe right.

- Everyone says that. - No, they are.

Let's do one more, for me.

I gotta go this way. Ilana!

- Oh, my gosh. - What?

No, every time I try to help you, it turns into a disaster.

Yeah, that is power.

Football's, like, too scary.

Baseball can be hot, but you need a shortstop or something.

It would be an honor to deliver the most precious package

You do not go unnoticed.

This day comes for all of us.

Anyway, I'm not panhandling, I'm just performing for tips.

Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate.

Okay, I have one.

I know, but I am not doing that.

I think we might actually be literal geniuses.

I guess they do.

For Q Believe This Idiot. Tumblr.com?

Um, it is saved on my photo stream for cases like this.