Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job.

It's been gathering office supplies, we think,

without people assuming it's because my family sucks.

What more do you want tacked on to this?

Oh, he did not!

Your daughter holds you in very high regard.

[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness

[ Russian accent ] We got him.

This is the mega-genius equivalent

Goddamit I love myself

The whole family is. Speaking of which...

You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge.

What do you think about that?

Jesus Christ. Therapists, man.

of cucumbers and pickles because they think they're snakes.

Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

violates international law.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates (2009) LOL

there's pictures of people eating poop in there!

Morty, we have to get going, or we're gonna be late.

By the way, you might notice that in spite of

[ Car engine starts ] It's really important,

Waiting for Season 4: [Groans]

[ Gunfire in distance ]

You are one driven rat.

Some of my men are calling you "Solen'ya" --

Flip the pickle over.

Well, Dr. Wong Racist name by the way

Uh, me, neither.

I'm a pickle, I'm a pickle!