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I just need to send this e-mail to Claire...
We've heard wonderful things about the restaurant. It must be doing well.
Better than Mom leaving the stove on, which she's done twice this month.
- Stop talking!
Oh, could we have some napkins please?
Our parents are totally irresponsible.
Will you stop gasping? It's just a diaper...
- Oh, God. - It happened to me before with another woman.
- We did. - All right.
By the way, happy anniversary.
Then, a miracle happened.
- Oh. - I just opened one nearby.
- Did you hear that? - She owes us big-time.
You were on fire, lady.
- What if it can't be cleaned, Mitchell? - Okay, okay.
This is a beautiful home. I love the throwback to the '60s.
# Hey ##.
- In fact, you weren't even there when we started.
Oh, this is very exciting. I've never had an in at a restaurant before.
where we would, you know, charm Amelia.
You know, I realized there's so much I don't know about her.
Having sex... in front of our children.
No. Uh... No. No. I am so confused right now.
Are you trying to get Claire's password?
Oh, my God. $50,000?
- Mm-hmm. - Oh, my gosh!
Uh, she's a little too upset.
This is gonna be so weird when they come down.
Come on! Let's go.
- Wow. - What are you doing?
Or 10:45. What are we, 20?
- Oh, God. - And you have every right to be. It was bad.
# Hey, hey #
My friend Jacob's parents are getting divorced.
Only 'cause I want to.