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She probably has that embroidered on a pillow...
- Wait! - Wait!
- I'm sorry. Tell them what? - Hello?
I'm sorry. It's the restaurant. - Oh.
Jackson, Mommy's so sorry to have to do this, but it's only gonna hurt for a second.
- because you're a bossy control freak...
They'll probably greet us at the door by our names, show us to our favorite table.
- Now look at you. - Try her again!
Okay, now 40.
Its fine
"Dear Claire, I can't work the bake sale...
See? Okay. This is why she's so successful. She's tough but calm.
It's so embarrassing.
Very funny, Jay.
Humor makes difficult situations easier.
with consenting adults, there's really nothing to be embarrassed about.
- Hey. What's this? - Your anniversary present.
- Come on. - Oh, you are funny.
when my babies are looking at me with judgment and disgust.
- We are horrible people. - I'm only following your lead.
Do you know how many times you fell on your head? Do you?
- Maybe we can turn this around. - How? It looks like someone bled out over here.
- Anjelica Huston! - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's just go! Come on!
- Ay, no. - Why not?
- Like the Peter Pan? - No.