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YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS. HE CAN GIVE SOME PERSPECTIVE.
HIM. WELL, YOU DID. SNITCH.
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INTERESTING. INTERESTING.
TOM WAITS. WHAT?
OH, MATISSE. LOVE HIM.
STOP! DON'T. ZOLTA...
RORY, DO YOU WANT TO ASK A QUESTION?
YEAH, A LOT OF 4-YEAR-OLDS DREAM OF THAT.
THAT'S FOR TAKING OVER HOUSES TO TURN INTO HOSPITALS
I WON'T ACCEPT IT. THEN WE WON'T!
I WAS WATCHING TV, AND THAT INSIPID KATE HUDSON
EXCUSE ME, LANE? THAT'S ME.
I DO THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO TALK ABOUT THE INTERVIEW PROCESS
[ SIGHS ] LET'S GO TO LUKE'S.
WELL, SMALL THING, BUT IF YOUR PRINTING IS BAD, THAT SAYS SOMETHING WE DON'T LIKE.
I HEARD. WE'D GET 'EM AT CONEY ISLAND.
YEAH -- AT LEAST, I HOPE SO.
JACK'S PREMED AT PRINCETON,
NOT NOW, PARIS. I TRIED THROWING THE QUESTIONING TO YOU
I DO HAVE SOME QUESTIONS -- A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
YES. YES, I WAS.
YOU ADD WATER, AND HER BRILLIANCE SPRINGS OUT.
MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE.
APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW QUALIFIED YOU ARE.
IT'S NOT DUE FOR WEEKS, AND I HAVE THE TOPIC PICKED OUT. WHICH IS?
MR. HUNTER WON'T LET ME DO IT MY WAY.
I OWN THAT SPACE. I KNOW.
WHERE THE STUDENT HAS CIRCLED EVERY ACTIVITY LISTED.
TRUST ME. IT'LL FEEL LIKE I NEVER LEFT. OH, YEAH?
BUT THOSE IDIOTS AT HARVARD MAY NOT NECESSARILY KNOW THAT.
WEREN'T YOU READING THAT WHEN WE GOT YOUR HARVARD APPLICATION?
THAT WOULD BE PLAYS.
NO, WE DON'T BREAK UP. DO YOU WANT THAT?
Luke: WHAT'S THAT, A TOY?
HOW WOULD I NOT RENT IT WILLINGLY?
WAX ON, WAX OFF. I HATE THIS!
KISSES! OH, IN PUBLIC NO LESS.
MY FIRST WORDS WILL BE "HOW'S TED?"
I SAW THAT HARVARD LOGO ON THE ENVELOPE, AND I SAID,
WE'LL, HIDE IT! I CAN'T HIDE IT!
WHO HERE WANTS TO DO THAT?
SLALOMING AROUND POP BOTTLES
AND SAY SOMETHING MEAN IN LATIN.
OUR FAULT. WE RUSHED YOU IN HERE.
THEY GET INTO WHEREVER THEY WANT BASED ON NAME RECOGNITION.
NO, LET'S GET IT DONE NOW.
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
JENNIFER, DO YOU WANNA HELP LORELAI OUT?
LUKE, THIS SHOP IS BASED ON THE ORIGINAL SODA SHOP
RORY QUICK, WHAT ARE THE 3 MAJOR HINDU DEITIES?
YOU'RE KIDDING.
CORRECT. FOLLOW-UP.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY. WITH IN-HOUSE EXPERTS TO TEACH THE CRAFT OF STREET SLALOMING.