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SO, WHAT'S YOUR BAND LIKE? WE DO A LOT OF COOL COVERS.

I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HOT THE COMPETITION IS TO GET INTO HARVARD?

IF WE CAN'T GET THROUGH IT, NO ONE CAN.

JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

MY THOUGHT WAS TO PARK IT OUT FRONT

THE ANGELIC UPSTARTS, THE AGNOSTIC FRONT, ASH --" YOU WENT ALPHABETICALLY.

TURN-OF-THE-CENTURY SODA SHOP.

CAN I HOLD IT? BE CAREFUL.

YES, WE DO. WHERE IS SHE? WHAT DOES SHE DO?

I RAN FROM THE BUS STOP. MOM, HEY, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. CAN I TALK TO YOU?

SO, THAT PAINTING THERE, WOW.

OH, SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED. I MEAN, YOUR FAMILY --

AND SHE'S DOING AMAZING. HAVE YOU HEARD HER SPEAK?

THIS WAS LISTED AS THE WORST 50 SHOWS OF ALL TIME IN "TV GUIDE".

KIRK, IF YOU WILL.

"OR WRITE ABOUT A PERSON WHO'S HAD A SIGNIFICANT INFLUENCE ON YOU."

HI, GRANDMA. HELLO, RORY. YOU LOOK FLUSHED.

THEIR FRONT MAN IS THAT KID FROM "THE COURTSHIP OF EDDIE'S FATHER ."

WE'LL TELL PEOPLE THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING,

OKAY, I'LL TRY TO MAKE CUTS, BUT NO GUARANTEES.

I DON'T KNOW. LET'S JUST HANG.

WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS, SO -- REALISTIC?

I NEED HELP. WITH WHAT?

* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *

LOTS OF DISPLAYED HARVARD PARAPHERNALIA, HUH?

THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAD THESE LITTLE OSHKOSH CORDS.

BECAUSE THEY ARE WIDESPREAD AND EXTENSIVE.

OKAY, "PERSONAL INFORMATION -- STATE YOUR FULL NAME --"

THAT IS, WE FOLLOW CERTAIN THINGS.

LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN.

NO, DON'T APOLOGIZE. I LOVE YOU.

OH, ME? [ CHUCKLES ]

DRINKING MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF COFFEE WAITING FOR HIM.

IT SEEMS WE SHOULD BE BLUNT RIGHT NOW.

WHO I WILL SPEND MY WEEKENDS WITH NOT DOING HOMEWORK.

OF WESTPORT, CONNECTICUT, HARVARD CLASS OF '74.

COUNTS FOR 50% OF YOUR ELIGIBILITY. STOP.

THEN YOU'RE LUCKY.

I'M NOT SO SURE ANYMORE. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.

IF I READ ONE MORE OVER-ADULATING PIECE OF PROSE

IF HE IS RELATED TO BRUCE, HE COULD DIG IT.

"ONE FELL SWOOP" -- INTERESTING PHRASE.

I'M SORT OF AN AUDIO GEEK. SORRY.

THERE'S THE SERIOUSNESS I CRAVE.

ALL CYLINDERS WERE FIRING ON THIS ONE, BOY!

I'M NOT GETTING INTO HARVARD. WHAT? WHO SAYS?

EVERYONE, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE, WE CAN GET THE SEMINAR STARTED.

ALL IN FAVOR, SAY "AY."

OH, IT WAS GREAT. I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER ABOUT THINGS, NOW.

IT'S HERE! WHAT'S HERE?

AND WE ALL GIVE THE SAME PERFUNCTORY RUN-OF-THE-MILL RESPONSES.

WE'LL MOVE OUTSIDE.

AND AS A TENANT, I HAVE RIGHTS...

SHE'LL BE WAITING IN ISTANBUL.