Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I KNOW! WHO ARE THEY TO JUDGE?
YOU'RE ON. GREAT.
DOES EVERYONE HAVE THE SAME G.P.A? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
THE APPLICATION'S NOT FREAKING ME OUT ANYMORE.
THE HARVARD POLICE WILL HIT YOU WITH AN ATLAS
EARS? WHAT?
STILL NOT FUNNY.
"RORY, GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF YOUR GOGOL AND GET OVER HERE!"
COMING THROUGH.
WHAT IS THIS? THAT'S MY QUESTION.
YOU HAVE NEWSPAPER STUFF TO DO, RIGHT?
AND FINANCIAL SECURITY IS NOT JUST ATTENDING COLLEGE,
WITH THE DOT-COM BUST AND THE JOB MARKET DWINDLING,
I'M NOT ON THE CONVEYOR BELT.
OH, THEY WANT A PICTURE.
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THAT'S FANTASTIC, HONEY. YEAH.
I HOPE YOU DON'T LOOSE POINTS? I HOPE NOT.
WHO WE KNOW IS MORE QUALIFIED.
Hello, Gilmores, this is Darren Springsteen, how are ya?
YOU'RE BEING MODEST. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, DO YOU?
TOLSTOY? TURGENEV? GOGOL'S MY THING RIGHT NOW. "DEAD SOULS."
AY. AY. AY. AY.
YOU CAN'T, I'M FREAKING OUT.
GET ME A HAM ON RYE, MUSTARD, NO MAYO.
BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS REFRESHMENT LIKE A PHOSPHATE.
HER ROOM? WHEN? WHEN SHE'S GONE.
THERE'S LITTLE PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING.
"DEAD SOULS" AND A REALLY BIG GLOBE.
I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
REALLY? 'CAUSE I COULD SIGN THE CHECKS TOMORROW.
ON THE CHAIR. WHAT TIME IS IT?
JUST CRANK A MESSAGE AT THE FEEDBACK. OH, JEEZ.
ARE TOO "BY THE BOOK," THAT SAYS SOMETHING WE DON'T LIKE.
MAKES KILLER CHICKEN. HE STICKS A LEMON UP ITS BUTT.
TO USE A SPACE FOR A SPECIFIC FUNCTION,
WELL, YOU SHOULD. I'VE UNEARTHED SOME SHOCKING STATISTICS.
OR ON THE TRAIN COMING HOME TO SEE YOU,
* AND THEN YOU NEVER SEE TOMORROW COMING *
WHEN I LEAVE WHEN?
HELLO THERE. HELLO, I'M LORELAI GILMORE.
RORY, ARE YOU UP? IF NOT, GET UP!
YOU NEVER GAVE LANE A CUT-OFF TIME.
BREATHTAKING.
WHY? DO YOU THINK IT MIGHT LEAD TO HARDER STUFF --
WHAT ELSE DO YOU CALL "HOUSE JOBS"?
BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO HEAVE SO, I CAME HOME TO HEAVE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT DID A WORLD OF GOOD FOR HER.
LIKE YOU'D SAY "FARMER JOHN" OR "THE BUTCHER LAZAR WOLF"?
DON'T SAY IT AGAIN. ZOLTAN KEMENY. ZOLTAN KEMENY.
NOW, WHAT ARE SOME OTHER MISTAKES?
WE'LL TALK TOMORROW, PARIS. WAIT!
AS LONG AS THE ICE CREAM'S MADE THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
FAUVISM.
KIRK, I TOLD YOU TO GET SOMETHING DECORATIVE TO COVER IT.
THAT I DECIDED TO MAKE AN ADMITTEDLY DESPERATE ATTEMPT
CHOPIN. PATIENCE --
IT'S JUST THAT AROUND HERE, THE HARVARD BRAINWASHING STARTS IN THE WOMB.
MMM, WE LOVE THE KENNEDYS.
I'LL MAKE A NOTE IN MY PALM PILOT.
BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT'S ALL WE CAN THINK OF.
[ High-pitched voice ] HELLO, THIS IS RORY GILMORE.
YEAH, UH, YOU KNOW, JUST FORGET IT.
I HAVE THIS COLLECTION OF ANTIQUE FARMING TOOLS
AND OVER MY DEAD BODY IS KATE HUDSON GETTING YOUR SPOT.
WELL, IF PISTOLS ARE DRAWN, WE'RE DUCKING.
I DO KNOW ISTANBUL IS CONSTANTINOPLE,
DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET. I'M TELLING YOU!
THIS IS THE CUT-DOWN VERSION -- FROM THE LETTER "A"
JACK, JENNIFER, THIS IS LORELAI AND RORY.
OKAY, ARE WE CALMING? ARE WE LESS FREAKED?
JUST BEGINNING THE STRESSFUL PROCESS OF APPLYING TO COLLEGE.
OH, MY GOD! HONEY, COME HERE.
YOU'VE GOT THAT REALLY GOOD, STRAIGHT, SHINY, HARVARD HAIR.
I WISH IT CAME WHEN I WAS READING "DEAD SOULS."
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU *