Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

VERY GOOD, RORY!
WE COULD BE AT A HARVARD EVENT, AND I'D ACCIDENTALLY SAY,
AND I'VE GOT NO PLACE TO PUT THEM.
HEY! HEY.
GO TO CONEY ISLAND.
AN ALUMNI DINNER? YES, EXACTLY.
WHY'D YOU HANG UP? I'M NOT GOOD AT THESE THINGS!
WHAT ONE THINKS AN ADMISSION OFFICER WANTS TO READ,
HELLO. SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST.
I'M TALKING ABOUT MY TOOLS.
I CONTEND THAT YOU COULD DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE
SLIGHTLY? THAT LITTLE GUY THERE COULD WALK RIGHT UNDER THE HORSE
SHE'S MEETING YOU HERE? SHE HAD A THING AFTER SCHOOL, RUMBLE OR SOMETHING.
PARIS GELLAR AND RORY GILMORE.
I'M NOT. I WANT THIS.
WELL, I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
THAT HE SOMETIMES PUTS A RANDOM STACK OF APPLICATIONS
KINKY. NOT KINKY, JUST WHAT IT IS.
AT A DIFFERENT BANKING INSTITUTION.
RORY, GET BACK! THEY'RE IN CLOWN SUITS AND HEADED FOR THE POOL!
IF NOT TODAY, ANOTHER DAY, OKAY? OKAY.
SHE'S A GREAT SPEAKER -- STRONG AND PERSUASIVE, WITH A WONDERFUL PRESENCE
IT'S A MYTH THAT THERE'S A BENEFIT TO BE DERIVED FROM EARLY ADMISSION.
HOW ABOUT NOT DRINK AT THESE HARVARD EVENTS?
GOOD THINGS DIDN'T COME TO YOUR FAMILY IN ONE FELL SWOOP.
YEAH, RIGHT AFTER "HOLMES AND YO-YO" AND "HEE HAW HONEYS."
AND THEN WE'LL GO ROUND ROBIN.
I'M NOT IN A VERY FUNNY MOOD!
NO. THANK YOU.
YOU GOT MONEY? WHAT DO YOU WANT?
FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY "TAYLOR, NO!"
I'M GONNA CIRCLE "TRAVEL" ON MY APPLICATION.
I'VE GOT EACH YEAR'S HARVARD TEAM PENNANT GOING BACK TO 1927.
TOO HUNGRY. IT'S A LITTLE IMMATURE.
IT'S HARD TO STOP DARREN.
OH, PERFECT. MY MOTHER WILL BE THERE, TOO.
[ High-pitched voice ] BYE, TRIXIE.
IN THE INTEREST OF GETTING HOME SOME TIME TONIGHT,
DON'T YOU WANNA PLEASE YOUR PARENTS?
AND LONG. I CAN MAKE CUTS.
SO IF YOU'VE GOT A DATE IN CONSTANTINOPLE,
I THINK THEY JUST WANT YOUR NAME. "FATHER."
CAN YOU WHIP ME UP SOMETHING FAST?
I'LL BE VERY POPULAR. MM-HMM.
OF THE DUDE WHOSE COUCH YOU'RE SLEEPING ON?
WHAT'S NEXT -- URKEL JOINING THE WU-TANG CLAN?
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST DIDN'T EXPECT --
AND THAT I WAS STUDYING A REALLY BIG GLOBE.
IT COMES RIGHT AFTER MEETING HARRY POTTER.
OH, NO, IT'S ALRIGHT. THAT'S CAROL.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
SO LONG. BYE.
SO, YOU'RE A WAITRESS AND A BIRTHDAY BUNNY
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE?
I CHOSE HILLARY CLINTON.
HAVE YOU READ THESE? NO.
THAT WAS...WEIRD AND UNRESPONSIVE.
THAT'S TOO SERIOUS.
MORE THAN MOST. IN WHICH PLAY DOES FALSTAFF APPEAR?
* SMILE, THERE'S NO REGRETS *
WHAT OTHER PUTZ WOULD WANT TO OPEN AN OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP?
BY THE DUE DATE. EARLIER MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.
TO CONVINCE YOU OF THE NEED FOR SOMETHING
LOVELY IMAGE. I'LL BE CAREFUL.
Luke: YOU ORDERED THAT SIGN WEEKS AGO.
WHAT WERE YOU DOING WHEN YOU RECEIVED THIS APPLICATION?
SO, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TODAY?
ALL ALUMNUS MEANS IS ONE MAN, SINGULAR
THERE'S SOME OF MY HARVARD YEARBOOKS.