Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'M JUST AFRAID THAT IF WE DON'T ANSWER EVERYTHING ACCURATELY,
NOT SO BREATHY.
GOOD. WHO ARE YOU?
WANNA HEAR IT? I GUESS.
PARTICULARLY IN THE ESSAY CATEGORY.
YOU WERE THAT SURE THAT I'D CAVE IN.
AND HER MOTHER, BAMBI McBIMBO.
SOME THINGS ARE SACRED. I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.
ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING WITH IT?
TO CLOSE THE TOWN BANK ACCOUNT THAT HOLDS THE TOWN FUNDS
WHAT, KIRK? A CHOCOLATE PHOSPHATE.
I'M A MINDLESS ANDROID. I HAVE NO OPINIONS.
THESE ARE MY RECORDS -- GRADES, S.A.T.s.
AS THE COMFORT THAT A HOSPITAL CAN PROVIDE.
KISS.
THANK YOU.
YOU CAN KEEP A SECRET? THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST.
SAME HERE.
YOU DON'T KNOW.
KIND OF. RIGHT.
* I WILL FOLLOW *
THE MUSIC, THE COSTUMES, THE SETS.
AS LONG AS I'M HAPPY, SHE'S GOOD.
THEY'VE TAKEN THE SAME A.P. CLASSES AND THEY'RE ALL ON THE STUDENT COUNCIL.
THE "STICKING HER HEAD IN THE OVEN" THING? YEAH.
HE DOESN'T EVEN GLANCE AT THEM.
PADEREWSKI? THAT'S RIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
DURING A NATIONAL EMERGENCY LIKE THE CIVIL WAR.
SO, HOW EARLY SHOULD A STUDENT GET AN APPLICATION IN?
OR MAYBE "MALCOLM" FRONTING THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS.
YOU? OR ONE OF YOUR AUTHORS -- FAULKNER...
MODERN PAINTING IS MY PASSION.
BUT NOT DORM ROOMS.
WELL, YEAH, IT'S VERY HOT. IT'S ONE OF THE TOP SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY.
IF YOU ASK ME, YES, AND I HAVE PROOF.
BUT I LISTED IT AS AN INFLUENCE BECAUSE IT WAS A PROGENITOR
OPEN QUESTION --
MM. SO, CIRCLE ALL OF THEM EXCEPT SPORTS.
OH, KAYAKS!
HEY, MAYBE INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE,
EW. WHAT?
I GUESS IT CAN'T HURT.
YOU AND I KNOW THAT,
GREAT. HE ANSWERED ALL MY QUESTIONS.
[ EXHALES ]
Hey, I'm Dave Rygalski. I'm calling about the ad.
FORGET I ASKED.
RORY'S PROBABLY SEEN ALL THOSE, BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
ALRIGHT, WELL, IT WAS GOOD MEETING YOU, LANE.
THOSE LAZY-ASS ADMISSIONS OFFICERS JUST TAKE APPLICATIONS
YOU GOTTA HAVE YOUR CARROT.
MEETING DISMISSED.
OH, COME ON, YOU DO NOT LIKE MODERN ART.
I'M UP FOR ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.
THAT IS A PROFESSIONALLY MANUFACTURED DIORAMA
THAT REMINDS ME. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH RORY'S ROOM?
I'M NOT IN GOOD FIRST-IMPRESSION MODE RIGHT NOW.
Marie: MORE WATER, LORELAI? PLEASE. THANK YOU.
THAT STUPID MANAGER MADE ME COVER FOR FIONA TODAY.