Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OH, GROSS. WHAT THEY BOUNCED IN TOGETHER,
OKAY, THEN, WHAT'S THE NUMBER
HE CAN BE MARRIED OR SINGLE.
IT'S JUST THE KIND OF WHOLESOME HANG TODAY'S TEENS NEED
NO. WHAT?
DO YOU WANNA PICK A TIME NOW OR LATER? LATER'S FINE.
IMPRESSIVE LETTER "H", HUH?
EITHER ONE.
WE ENJOY VARIOUS ASPECTS OF CERTAIN SPORTING ENDEAVORS.
A LITTLE. I'LL GO WITH YOU,
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
WELCOME, PANEL. YES, WELCOME.
SO YOU'LL COME HOME, DO HOMEWORK ALL WEEKEND, THEN LEAVE.
COME ON, I WANNA GET STARTED.
HOW WE EVER LIVED WITHOUT IT.
YOU WANT THAT THING? WITH A CHERRY.
THEY BOUNCED OUT TOGETHER.
THAT CAN BE GIRLS AND GUYS.
THAT'S TRUE.
IT'S SLIGHTLY OUT OF PROPORTION.
THEY'RE OFF THE TENNIS COURT AND NOT SWEATING?
WHERE'S DAD? THE MAGAZINES!
LOOK AT THE HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE.
NOW, THE PERSON QUESTIONED
FOR ALL I KNOW, HE'S STILL THERE. HAND ME THAT BRUSH?
BUT SHE'S GOT ALL HER STUFF IN IT. NOT FOR LONG.
THEY LOOK SO REAL.
WELL, I WAS TOO PREOCCUPIED TO GO TO COLLEGE,
GREAT IMPRESSION! HE LOVES YOU.
OH, ABOUT A HUNDRED YEARS AGO.
WELL, LET'S EAT, EVERYBODY.
LUKE, ARE YOU TAKING APPLICATIONS
NOT EVEN A WORD. EXACTLY.
SIR, CAN I GET SOMETHING?
[ Normal voice ] THAT'S HOW CHICKENS TALK!
THAT WRITING'S TOO HIGH.
I'D INCLUDE THAT IN THE ESSAY. ANYHOW, NOW THAT I HAVE HILLARY,
I'VE DREAMT OF GOING TO HARVARD SINCE I WAS LITTLE.
AND WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR IT? A SKATEBOARD AND POP-BOTTLE SHOP.
WHAT IS THAT? A COLD ONE.
I'M INTERESTED IN TOO MANY THINGS. I HAVE TO LIMIT THEM.
[PHONE RINGING]
WELL, GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER AND SHE'LL CALL YOU BACK.
WHAT CAN I GET YOU? LET'S SEE.
HELLO. I HOPE WE'RE NOT PUTTING YOU OUT.
YOU LIKE ART, RORY? VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE NO FUN WHEN YOU'RE NERVOUS.
ONLY RECENTLY GOT INTO SCULPTURE.
OH, WELL, PULL UP A COMFY CHAIR THERE, DARREN,
USING A DRUM MACHINE. GREAT. WHAT'S ALL THIS?
AND SUCH FAR-OUT BOOTY-SHAKING ABILITIES AS WELL.
OKAY, WHAT ACTIVITIES INTEREST YOU?
IT BOOSTS THE VOLUME AND THE CLARITY.
Color Coordinated
MAYBE. HE STAR-69'd US?
OKAY.
DON'T YOU SEE? YOU ARE PREVENTING THE TOWN --
A BUNCH OF KIDS IN AN ALLEY,
A NICE BURGER FROM LUKE'S AND AN ICE CREAM SODA, YUM.
AND I SAID, "WHOA, THERE, DROOPY DRAWERS."
WHAT DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES -- "THE BRAT PACK"?
IS THAT IT? I CAN DO THAT.
OH, WOW, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TABLE.
AND BYE. BYE.
SO, LORELAI, WHAT'S YOUR ALMA MATER?
OKAY, LET'S TAKE A BREATH.
OH, TRUST ME, YOU ARE.
MA-- HELLO.
IT'S RORY IN A BAG.
VERY HUMANIZING.