Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

STARS HOLLOW IS CHARMING. THE LAST TIME WE DROVE THROUGH THERE,
[ High-pitched voice ] LUNCH? OH, YES.
SHALL I GO AND CHANGE OR WILL CASUAL SUFFICE?
I COULD PLAY A SONG WE DEMO'D
AND I DON'T LIKE THE EXTRA "P" AND "E" AT THE END OF "SHOP."
A WHAT CREAM? AN EGG CREAM.
IF WE DON'T QUIT FURNISHING THESE SKATEBOARDING Z-BOYS
YOU CAME BEARING GIFTS? WHAT?
THERE'S MORE COMPETITION THAN EVER BEFORE.
OR "DROOPY DRAWERS" -- THAT WAS NEVER MY NICKNAME.
ONE COLLEGE ADMISSIONS OFFICER SAID
I HATE THEM. WHAT?
THAT I THINK IS A TERRIFIC IDEA --
ONLY WHEN YOU PLAYED ME THE THOUSANDS OF HOURS OF C-SPAN FOOTAGE YOU TAPED.
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU WONDER
NO, NO, NOT ANOTHER BAND PHONE CALL.
THAT JELLO BIAFRA ISN'T SINGING FOR THEM ANYMORE?
WE COULD TALK WITH SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN THROUGH IT ALL AND DID IT SUCCESSFULLY.
THEY'RE NOT ALL THAT IDENTICAL.
INTERESTING. INTERESTING.
AND PLURAL IS ALUMNI. RIGHT.
IN THE "YES" PILE AND THE REST IN THE "NO" PILE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
LET ME JUST CHECK MY ORGANIZER.
RORY, HONESTLY, IT'S OUR PLEASURE.
HURRY BACK. I WILL.
THANKS FOR YOUR LACK OF HELP.
OF THE MESOZOIC ERA?
IT'S GREAT. IT REALLY IS.
YOU SURE. ABSOLUTELY.
LIKE A DINNER OR SOMETHING. HE EVEN GAVE ME A PHONE NUMBER.
AND GRADUATED LAST YEAR.
AND SHE WAS ON C-SPAN LAST WEEK GETTING SOME AWARD.
OH, FAMILY PICTURES.
WE WERE WATCHING "THE BRADY BUNCH VARIETY HOUR."
THANK YOU, MR. HUNTER.
[ Raspy voice ] ZOLTAN KEMENY.
I'M NOWHERE NEAR IT. WELL, KEEP IT THAT WAY.
REALLY? MOM, I KNOW ALL THIS.
NO, I'M NOT. REALLY?
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
SO WE'LL HAVE ACCESS TO THE CNN JET? NO.
I THINK ONLY A CHARLATAN WOULDN'T.
"EVALUATE A SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE THAT'S HAD AN IMPACT ON YOU --"
COME ON, WE WERE GONNA GO TO LUKE'S, RIGHT?
YOU'RE NOT FREE BECAUSE YOU'LL BE WORKING ON YOUR APPLICATION.
WELL, THEN, I WAS MISTAKEN. I GUESS I DON'T.
OH, COME ON.
UM, WELL, THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITY FOR ME.
HE STOPPED SHORT OF CALLING ME BY NAME.
NO. I THINK WE CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION
CHRISTIANE AMANPOUR SPENDS HALF OF HER LIFE
MY PANELISTS ARE JIM ROMAINE,
YOU'RE NO DANNY GANS. I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE.
OH, THAT'S RIGHT. VICHY WATER. I KNEW THAT.
DO YOU LIKE SPORTS? NO. YES.
I'LL HIDE IT.
ALTHOUGH SHE MADE HER KIDS A SNACK FIRST.
YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
WHAT? WELL, YOU.
IT'S RINGING.
OH. I'M SORRY. I'M INTERRUPTING THE FUN.
JACK, WHICH POLISH COMPOSER --
HELLO? NO, SHE'S NOT. MAY I TAKE A MESSAGE?
THE HORSE IS TALLER THAN THE FRONT DOOR!
FROM NOW TILL THE END OF MY LIFE,
As far as I'm concerned, you should pack your bags.
I'M FINE. I'M JUST A LITTLE BUMMED.
SO, THAT WAS A DIFFERENT FALSTAFF IN "HENRY V"?
I'M TOTALLY FREAKED OUT.
OH, IT'S HEAVY -- HEAVY WITH IMPORTANCE. I FEEL DIZZY.
OUR DOWNSTAIRS IS BEING REMODELED.
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
YES, IT'S VERY AUDACIOUS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
CAN WE DO THIS LATER?
A LOT OF CHECK SIGNING TO DO. ARE PEOPLE WAITING FOR THEIR CHECKS?
BUT I'D LIKE TO WASH MY HANDS.
WHICH IS JUST REALLY KILLER, KILLER PORTABLE SOUND.
YOU SURE IT'S NOT ROBERT REED IN TIGHT CLOWN PANTS?