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I FIGURED YOUR GRADUATION PARTY.
THE COLORS ARE SO GREAT. I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT.
ON THEIR WALLS THEIR WHOLE LIVES.
STATISTICALLY, IT'S LIKE 38 OF THE 43 BANDS YOU LISTED.
SO PLEASE DON'T ASK, "WHERE'S THE DIEBENKORN?"
YOU'RE GONNA NEED A HOSPITAL, TAYLOR.
TAYLOR, IS IT TOO SOON TO TALK ABOUT MANAGEMENT OPPORTUNITIES?
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT OVER THE BREAST, AS ALWAYS.
ACTUALLY, THE REAL LOVE OF MY LIFE
WAS YOUR DRIVE LONG? NOT TOO.
IT'S ROOT BEER AND ICE CREAM.
HOW DOES A STUPID SODA SHOP COUNT AS A NECESSARY BUSINESS?
HONORED GUESTS, PLEASE CHOOSE FROM THE CHICKEN FIRST.
I WAS TRYING TO HUMANIZE US.
CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? OF COURSE YOU CAN.
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE FOUND OUT YOU SHARE HIS LOVE
JENNIFER, CAN YOU GIVE ME THE 3 SUBCLASSES
PLUS, WE CAN TALK DURING THE WEEK ON THE PHONE CONSTANTLY.
THAT'S GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ANSWERING ALL MY DUMB QUESTIONS.
YES, THAT WAS VERY BIG OF ME.
[ Chuckling ] GOOD.
MUST YOU LIST EVERY ALBUM HE RECORDED AND YOUR PERSONAL RATING BETWEEN ONE AND TEN?
THEN PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MAGAZINE RECITATIONS
DID HE ANSWER? YES.
LIKE I WAS HOLED UP IN THE CHELSEA WITH A NEEDLE STICKING OUT?
OH, YOUR TOOLS, YEAH. WHAT TOOLS?
WHATEVER'S GOOD FOR YOU.
I'M GOING TO JUNIOR COLLEGE.
I JUST HEARD MUSIC.
OH, WATCH THAT DRINK! [ POP-TOP SNAPS ]
THE STRIPED AWNING AND THE GIANT HORSE?
HIS REFERENCES ARE AS TOPICAL AS HIS SUITS.
PREREVOLUTIONARY WAR. THEY'RE KIND OF VALUABLE.
OH, MANTICORE.
WITH WEIGHING A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS
I THINK HE CAUGHT THE MASTER'S COLORS WONDERFULLY.
YEAH, RIGHT, NOT FOR LONG.
* THE YEARS WASH THROUGH OUR HANDS *
SORRY, WE'RE NOT IN. DON'T COMMIT ROCK AND ROLL SUICIDE,
HI. THANK YOU.
OKAY, COOL. LISTEN, THEN, I'LL TALK TO THE GUYS.
[ SIGHS ]
DON'T GIVE UP. JUST CUT DOWN YOUR INFLUENCES TO THE IMPORTANT ONES,
SHE'D BE OVER AFTER. A RUMBLE?
TO KEEP THEM OFF THE STREETS.
WHAT DO WE DO? I DON'T KNOW!
I'M GONNA SAY THE WRONG THING OR HAVE THE WRONG TONE.
I'M JUST KIDDING. YOU GOTTA GO TO COLLEGE.
YOU MOLDED HER WELL. I DIDN'T MOLD HER. RORY POPPED OUT THAT WAY.
YOU'RE IN. WELL, NOT OFFICIALLY.
I BELIEVE YOU WERE EXPECTING MY CALL.
THAT HE ACTUALLY WROTE SOME OF NICO'S BEST SONGS AND WAS HER LOVER
YES, BECAUSE WE HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH LATIN.
FOR JOBS AT YOUR SKATEBOARD AND BOTTLE SHOP?
and I'll give your headmaster a call as well.
GOT IT. IT'S PRETTY MUCH A WASTE OF TIME,
HE SUGGESTED SETTING UP A MEETING WITH A HARVARD GRADUATE,
WE HAVE OUR SODA SHOP, EVERYBODY.
EXPLAIN.
IT SEEMED TIDY. AND A LITTLE OCD.
WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT. YOU WANT HER ROOM?
WHAT IS THIS?! WHY DO YOU WANT A PHOSPHATE?
STICKING IT IN "YES" AND "NO" PILES WITHOUT EVEN GLANCING AT THEM!
HEY! IT'S ME, HOLDING THE TINY ZUCCHINI!
OH, IT'S AWFULLY CUTE!