Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHOWS A CERTAIN MATERNAL INSTINCT.
I CALL THEM "THE STUFF YOU AVOID UNTIL THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY STEPS IN."
I'M TALKING ABOUT RUN-OF-THE-MILL RESPONSES,
HOW ABOUT A DRINK? YOU WANT TO DRINK? 'CAUSE I DO.
THIS IS LANE.
SEE, SEE. LOTS OF PARAPHERNALIA. WATCH THE RIBS.
IS BEING MERCILESSLY TEASED BY THE TWO OF YOU.
THIS IS A HEADPHONE AMP.
BECAUSE I'VE MISSED 4 QUESTIONS.
SO, SHE'S MEETING YOU HERE. YES, SHE'S MEETING US HERE.
THAT'S SNOGGING. GOT IT.
[PHONE RINGING]
NOW, WAIT A SECOND --
WHAT MYTHOLOGICAL FIGURE HAS THE HEAD OF A MAN,
YOU ARE SO CLOSED-MINDED TO NEW THINGS, LUKE,
ADMISSIONS OFFICER AT PRINCETON UNIVERSITY,
ALRIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND.
DO YOU THINK I'M MAKING A GOOD IMPRESSION?
UM...3:00. OH, I'M TOTALLY LATE FOR MY NEXT JOB.
HM? OH.
SAME HERE. GOOD LUCK WITH HARVARD. THANKS.
OSTRACIZED.
AND THEN OF ME CONVINCING HIM
WHO KNEW THEY ALL HAD SUCH MUSICAL TALENT.
COOL PEOPLE KNOW HE'S MORE THAN A MELLOW, HIPPIE-DIPPIE FOLKIE,
HE SAID, "PACK YOUR BAGS."
YEAH, A TON,
THE LOSERS IN THE A-V CLUB CAN PROJECT IT ON A GIANT VIDEO SCREEN.
LOVE IT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
"HENRY IV," PART 1 AND 2, AND "THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR."
HELLO?
SORRY, JUST MISSED MY YOUTH
AND THE STOCK MARKET GOING UP AND DOWN LIKE A YO-YO,
CAN CHALLENGE ME WITH A FOLLOW-UP,
NOW, PANEL, YOU'RE ADDRESSING A GROUP OF KIDS
MAYBE NOT. WHAT'S WITH JACKSON BROWNE MAKING THE LIST?
HMM. HE PASSES THE TEST. MM-HMM.
DARREN, WE SHOULD REALLY GET THE CHICKEN GOING. RIGHT.
BETTER NOT GET THAT ONE WRONG! I'LL TRY!
IF YOU WERE TO TELL EITHER OF MY SIBLINGS THAT THERE WAS ANOTHER LIFE CHOICE
AY-YI-YI-YI-YI.
OR SLANDEROUS POSTULATING.
YOU WANNA OPEN A SODA SHOP NEXT TO THE DINER? IT'S THE ONLY ONE APPROPRIATE.
ZIP ME UP?
YEAH, I WILL. I WILL.
I WILL SEE YOU IN A JIFF.
THESE ARE KIDS ON SKATEBOARDS.
So, take care. We'll talk again. Bye-bye.
EVERY CHILD THAT APPLIES HAS THE SAME HIGH GRADE-POINT AVERAGE.
THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE.
SURE! I'VE GOT TO GET HOME.
I HAVE TO CRANK THE RAMONES IF I HAVE TO MAKE DEEP CUTS!
I'M SORRY. I'M RORY GILMORE.
IF YOU WISH. I DON'T KNOW THAT ONE.
* SMILE, THERE'S NO... *
THE HARVARD PEOPLE CAN AFFORD ALL THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY.
IT WAS COINED IN "MACBETH" AND DERIVES FROM MIDDLE ENGLISH.
YES, THOSE ACTIVITIES SHOULD HAVE A PERSONALITY BEHIND THEM,
YEAH, WITH OUR FUNNY-LOOKING CHAI TEA TABLE --
GOOD THINKING. OKAY THANKS, BYE.
THEY'RE GOING TO TURN STARS HOLLOW INTO DOGTOWN!
"WHO ARE THE JAM?"
YOU SURE? I'M VERY SURE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
THE NEWSPAPER STUFF CAN WAIT TILL MONDAY.
IN ORDER TO OPEN A NEW TOWN-FUNDS BANK ACCOUNT
This is my speaking voice
GREAT TIPS, ALL CASH, AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S CAKE.
WHEN YOU LEAVE FOR HARVARD. DO WE BREAK UP?
THAT WHAT SOUNDED LIKE ME GOING "HAH!"
HILLARY CLINTON.
OH, MATISSE. LOVE HIM. I THINK ONLY A CHARLATAN WOULDN'T.
HE GAVE ME EXCELLENT TIPS. WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIM.
FOR NOT PUTTING ME ON THE CONVEYOR BELT.
AND JENNIFER'S BOUND FOR HARVARD, LIKE YOU, RORY.
OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
IT WON'T MATTER BECAUSE MY HILLARY CLINTON ESSAY
LET'S DO IT LATER. IT'S RINGING!
DARREN SPRINGSTEEN. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THAT IS WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN. CIAO. NO, DON'T DO THAT, NO.
AND WILL RESULT IN ICE CREAM FLOATS AND 20-FOOT HORSES.
Rory, you are tailor-made for Harvard.
IF A 3/4 MAJORITY FINDS IT NECESSARY
DEAL!
I AM GOING TO COME AND SAY, "TAYLOR, NO."
THAT GIRL IS A MAJOR PIECRUST.
ZOLTAN -- STOP!