Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHE'S OKAY WITH ANYTHING I DO.
DEFINITELY. BYE. AU REVOIR.
SO, SET AN EXAMPLE. HEY, I'M HUMAN TOO.
MAYBE WHEN YOU'RE THAT WHITE, YOU DON'T SWEAT.
UH, WE'LL GET TOGETHER AND PLAY NEXT WEEK.
YOU'RE A VERY NICE ALUMNI.
HOW ABOUT THE ONE WITH US STICKING OUR HEADS THROUGH THE HOLES OF JOHNNY BRAVO?
HIT HIM. WHICH ONE?
HEY, YOU GET TO BE TAYLOR'S LANDLORD. THAT'S KIND OF COOL.
IT SEEMS PERFECT. SOUNDS WEIRD.
IT'S BY A STUDENT OF MATISSE.
BUT YOUR IMPETUOUSNESS COST YOU A FOLLOW-UP.
and no shock, they're perfect.
SORRY.
I'VE GOT A HOCKNEY, A KLINE.
MY LATEST ACQUISITION, IT'S A ZOLTAN KEMENY --
DO THEY DO THAT? APPARENTLY, IT'S DONE ALL THE TIME.
WE COULD CALL IT... TANGERINARAMA
SHE'S SO SMART AND TOUGH,
THEY'LL EXPECT A HIGHER LEVEL OF WIT AT HARVARD.
AGAIN, YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD THERE.
PERUSE THEM, IF YOU LIKE. OH.
NICE ANACHRONISM, HUH? LIKE THEY HAD VIDEO SCREENS IN '65.
AND HAVING FEET TWICE MY NORMAL SIZE AND ALL.
OH, S-SORRY.
SO, TELL ME SOMETHING, HARVARD HAIR.
YES, VERY GOOD, RORY.
SHE'S NOT HERE.
WHOSE EVERY OTHER WORD IS "UHH."
BE READY TO PAY THROUGH THE NOSE.
AND THAT IS A CERTAIN CITIZEN'S DESIRE
VERY KENNEDYESQUE.
BUT TO GO TO A TOP COLLEGE.
I LOVE IT. I'M LIKE THAT, TOO.
YES, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
BUT IT'S ALL GONNA BE FINE. RORY'S SPECIAL.
AND OUR STREETS ARE SO WILD?
ME AGAIN?
LIKEWISE. HI.
OR YOUR CARROT.
MORGAN TANNER'S 4th BIRTHDAY PARTY.
UM, EVIAN? PERRIER? LE CRYSTAL GEYSER?
SOUNDS LIKE A DR. SEUSS BOOK.
YOU ARE NOT TELLING ME THAT YOU DID NOT KNOW
MY BROTHER AND SISTER GOT STUCK ON THAT CONVEYOR BELT.
THIS FREAKING OUT IS NOT GOOD. IT SUCKS.
OH, DUDE DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE?
SOMETHING'S ACTING LIKE A YO-YO, BUT IT'S NOT GOOD --
WHICH WAS SETTLED WHEN I SAID NO. THIS IS A TOWN MATTER
WELL, THERE WAS A CLASSIC LUKE/TAYLOR DISPUTE, BUT IT WAS RESOLVED
SHORT-SIGHTED MORONS! WHAT NOW, PARIS?
THAT WILL SEPARATE THE POSERS FROM THE NON-POSERS.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD *
HE'S GOING TO BE EXPECTING CHILTON HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR TRIXIE McBIMBO.
NOW, THIS WONDERFUL BUSINESS BELONGS IN STARS HOLLOW,
COOL. HERE ARE YOUR TEAS.
THIS IS SUBLIME.
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE GETTING MY FAMOUS CHICKEN TODAY.
IF SHE DECIDES TO GO TO HARVARD, SHE'LL GET RIGHT IN OVER RORY,
Everyone always says that This is my speaking voice
YOU'RE ONE OF THE HARVARD-BOUND?
SO IF SHE AND HER HUSBAND CAN MAKE IT WORK, WE CAN.
HEY, WHERE'S RORY? WE NEED ALL THE GIRLS KISSING YOU.
IF YOUR EXTRACURRICULARS AND VOLUNTEER ACTIVITIES
NO, I CAN DO MY HOMEWORK DURING THE WEEK
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