Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THANKS, MOM.
[ Sarcastically ] OH, WE'RE SORRY. YEAH, WE'RE SORRY.
THAT'S THE PLURAL. OH, RATS!
NICE PERCENTAGE.
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT.
YOU ASKED NO DUMB QUESTIONS, AND I HOPE MY ANSWERS SUFFICED.
I HOPE YOU LIKE CHICKEN.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
CALLED "THE BUSINESS OF GETTING IN."
CHILDREN FROM EVERY COUNTRY APPLY TO HARVARD.
OH, THIS. NO, THIS IS NOT A GIFT.
WITH LOTS OF LYRICS ABOUT SNOGGING.
MY SWEATER SLEEVE AND SPIT.
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? WE'RE BORED AND BLOW A MEAL,
SO I JUST GRABBED A SHEET FROM MY HAMPER. TAKE IT OFF.
YEAH. I'M INTERVIEWING PEOPLE TODAY, KIRK.
HIS NAME IS DARREN SPRINGSTEEN
PALEOZOIC. HE'S GOOD.
LET THE MACHINE GET IT. I CANNOT TALK TO ANOTHER 17-YEAR-OLD
QUESTION -- WHAT IS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE A PERSON CAN MAKE
ON HIS OR HER APPLICATION? MR. ROMAINE?
VICHY. THAT'S CORRECT.
OF APPLYING TO AND GETTING INTO THE RIGHT COLLEGE.
HI, THERE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
NO, NOT NOT MARRIED.
OKAY.
THAT DOES NOT SOUND REAL.
OKAY, I JUST CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND AT 2,000 WORDS
I'LL GO WITH YOU. I'M GLAD TO HAVE MET YOU.
AND THAT HIS BROTHER BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
MOM, YOU'RE FREAKING OUT! YES! I'M FREAKING OUT.
IT'S MILK AND SODA WATER WITH FLAVORING.
VERY PROVOCATIVE.
LIKE WITH DAVID BOWIE -- GOTTA HAVE BOWIE.
MIGHT EVEN BE TO RORY'S BENEFIT.
"AND NICKNAME, IF ANY." THAT WOULD BE "RORY."
NO, MY LIFE.
NEW TOPIC. CAN'T TAKE GRITTY REALITY?
I WATCH WAY TOO MANY SPORTS, AND I GO TO ALL THE HARVARD GAMES.
OH, YOU WARNED ME JUST IN TIME!
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
BEFORE BORING US WITH "DOCTOR MY EYES."
OH, THERE'S MY BUS. SIP.
DID YOU SEE HIM? NO, HE NEVER CAME DOWN.
ARE THEY ON STRAIGHT? I THINK SO.
SHE'S WRITING HER "DRUMMER SEEKS ROCK BAND" AD.
THESE ARE COLLEGE ISSUES OF VARIOUS MAGAZINES.
PERSONAL ANECDOTE. WHEN I WAS 12 AND I WAS WRITING THE FIRST OF MY TRIAL ESSAYS
WHEN I DIE, I'M GONNA BE FROZEN NEXT TO TED WILLIAMS.
MY APPLICATION TO HARVARD.
NO, BUT HOW WILL WE SEE EACH OTHER?
THANKS FOR THINKING OF US, TAYLOR.
NOW? YES. YES.
THIS IS AN UNCONTAMINATED AREA --
ABOUT WHAT? HEY.
A COLD EGG CREAM?
IS THAT ALL?
TAYLOR, NO, NO, NO, AND EVERY DAY,
BIG MISTAKE. AND SOMETIMES