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THEN I REALIZED, EVERY BINT IN A SKIRT WOULD BE WRITING ABOUT HILLARY,

I'M TALKING ABOUT EMINENT DOMAIN, MY FRIEND.

[ SMOOCHES ] OH. WHAT'S THAT FOR?

ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

IN FACT, IT'S REFRESHING.

EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS THAT. THIS IS MY SPEAKING VOICE.

IT'S A GENERAL INTEREST.

IF HE CAN HELP, THEN THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT?

GUESS WHO I HAD A VERY PRODUCTIVE CONVERSATION WITH TODAY --

Everyone always says that This is my speaking voice!

CAN I ASK YOU WHAT EXACTLY YOU ARE DRESSING UP LIKE THIS FOR?

THANK YOU. DO THEY LET KIDS DRINK COFFEE BEFORE SCHOOL?

WHAT I DON'T HAVE IS A DIEBENKORN,

BECAUSE WE ALL TAKE THE SAME CLASSES

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T DO A GESUNDHEIT JOKE WHEN I SAY "VISHNU."

MOM, THERE IS NO "WE,". IT'S ME -- ME AND RORY -- THAT'S THE "WE."

WE DEFINITELY NEED SOME SORT OF PERSPECTIVE.

OKAY. [ INHALES ]

THIS IS ITS NATURAL VOLUME.

BRAHMA, SHIVA, AND VISHNU. BRAHMA, SHIVA, AND VISHNU. HI, OTHER DAUGHTER.

A LACK OF ORIGINALITY,

IT'S ALL OVER THE WALLS AT THE REC ROOM.

WE WERE JUST LAUGHING AT THE FUNNY HAIRCUTS.

* IF YOU NEED * * IF YOU NEED *

I'D LIKE TO BRING UP THE FINAL POINT OF BUSINESS,

SO, ANY FIREWORKS?

BYE. [ GIGGLES ]

BUT SHE TOOK NIGHT CLASSES

AH, HERE ARE THE KIDS.

LUNCH WILL BE READY IN JUST A FEW MINUTES.

SO, HOW WAS LUNCH WITH HARVARD GUY?

LET'S SEE. "DRUMMER WITH STRONG BEAT SEEKS BAND INTO THE ACCELERATORS,

...IN MARCH. THAT WOULD BE THE YEAR THE PUMPKINS ARRIVED LATE.

HEADMASTER CHARLESTON. YOU'RE KIDDING.

OH, THE ESSAY, THE BIG KAHUNA.

SHE'S A YEAR AHEAD OF RORY. SHE'S...

OH, WELL, I GUESS GRANDMA HAD TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, RIGHT?

TO PROVIDE NECESSARY SERVICES,

BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE COMING FROM CHINA AND INDIA --

SOUNDS PERFECT. I KNOW.

YOU SHOULD DROP OUT, AND I'LL QUIT MY JOB,

DO YOU LIKE THE KIND THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HEMORRHAGED ON A CANVAS?

CAROL'S DOING HER OWN THING. OKAY.

MOM, JUST A MODICUM OF SERIOUSNESS AS WE DO THIS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

I DON'T GO TO SCHOOL.

MY MOM, AND REALLY BAD, BUT IT'S NOT HARD.

YEAH, I AM LUCKY.

[ High-pitched voice ] WE LIKE ICE CREAM.

AND ALL MR. HUNTER SAID WAS, PARIS "THIS ISN'T THE BEATLES AT SHEA STADIUM."

NOBODY THOUGHT SHE'D WIN NEW YORK, BUT SHE DID,

ICED TEA'S GOOD. SAME HERE.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS ME? DEAD KENNEDY SHIRT.

WITH THE MONEY I GET WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY?

SCREAMING SID AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS?

PERFECT TIMING, KIDS. Jack: EXCELLENT.

IT'S ALSO THE TITLE OF A NOVEL BY ROBERTSON DAVIES.

THIS IS MY FIFTH BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK.

that I just finished going over Rory's records here,

WAS REALLY ME CLEARING MY THROAT,

THERE WAS A PUMPKIN PATCH... SOUNDS LIKE US.

IT'S LACK OF ORIGINAL THOUGHT. JUST AS BIG A MISTAKE.

WELL, I'M COMPLETELY UNPREPARED, AND I HAVE NO ORIGINAL THOUGHTS.

[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD! WHAT?

"PASS ME A LOBSTER PUFF, DROOPY DRAWERS." AND THEY'D HEAR ME, AND THAT'LL BE THAT.

WELL, TO THEM, THIS IS PRETTY CLOSE.

TO OPEN AN OLD-FASHIONED SODA SHOP IN TOWN.

SO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON. WHO FINKED?

DO YOU KNOW WHICH FRENCH CITY, FAMOUS FOR ITS WATER,