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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Donna.
B negative.
Yes Open Bak . .
Fell off the porch.
Yup, he crying.
I hope she appreciates what she's got.
Man, now I'll never see them...
Hey, why don't you invite Fatty Patty over for dinner?
What's the current owner's name so I can rub it in my wife's face.
- Do I look like I work at the tire store? - Hey, knock it off.
Of course you will. You do whatever I tell you.
I've got a stalker.
For one thing, you might wanna stop frying everything twice.
Well, Donna, I spent the day with my admirer.
You know, the one we called Fatty Patty?
In other words, there's a photo of some black guy.
- Really? Just like the city? - Yes.
You didn't have to.
Remember? It was only one of the biggest events of my life.
"So I drugged you, undressed you, prepared a specimen cup...
C-L-E-V-E-L-A-N-D.
We will not be buying the house after all. Thank you.
Go right on through, sir.
I guess I should get out of Stoolbend, see what the world has to offer.
We broke up.
The hell it is.
Hmm. Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.
You know, we probably could've just Googled the address.
And she doesn't want me seeing you anymore either.
- Stay away from me, Hoda. - Ha-ha-ha.
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