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Huh, still has fat-girl handwriting.
...isn't because I know every little thing about you.
Lower your calves and sit down, fool.
Sorry, I'm not allowed to disclose that information...
Ink tats, the coolest kind.
Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively? No
The hat. Please tell me they saved the hat.
Right back in my hometown With my new family
Aw, we'll be friends as adults when we reconcile at your funeral.
You pursued me for 25 years.
You've got a stalker. I've never seen this from the other side.
I knew that name sounded familiar.
...since everybody knows fat girls are, oh, so choosy.
Oh, no, we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
I guess because I was overweight, I liked the idea of being...
...about as much as people appreciate pay phones these days.
You're too late, Cleveland.
...tied naked to a stranger's bed.
...of an Indians game.
That's one way to look at it.
...and you're the moon revolving around me.
Wait, Cleveland, do you still whistle competitively? No
Aw, don't make me do my calf raises. Oh, all right.
Blood type: O positive. Bra size: 36 B and D.
Los back boobs
]LAUGHING]
So where have you been?