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Be a good boy, huh?
...what good's a nest egg gonna do me?
Well, do you like it?
-Let me see. You'll just get mad at me. -l won't get mad.
...and what I saw didn't hold up.
Why don't you drive it?
-Anyone interesting? -No one you'd know.
That's why you're always broke.
Tubes aren't free and you'd feel better if you were financially secure.
Clear.
You wanted to go into business with the Barracuda.
Very neurotic.
No, go ahead, I'd like to hear you explain.
David, I'm not saying you kiss badly.
Let's go again.
Unless I miss my guess, you're ready to graduate.
She gets on wifey's team and hubby goes to the poorhouse.
They're pretty much broken by the time they get to me.
Great mileage.
-But even in our moment of sorrow-- -David, I know I know that man.
Well, I mean, I--
-I would've if you'd given me one. -Right.
David.
David, when are you gonna get tired of doing underwear jokes?
It kind of belongs to somebody else.
Do you really like it?
It was more along the lines of a pawnshop.
You lack the essential nothingness that all truly great performers possess.
...like two mature rational adults.
I don't think I recall ever seeing your car.
-You don't like it? -I didn't say that.
-Hi, David. -Hi, Maddie.
...on one date and know everything.
Ok stop don’t touch my breast Stop! Screaming! Stop!
...have been conducting business of their own.
This is very sweet of you. Thank you very much.
What?
...is the most crime-ridden piece of real estate...
-Have we decided? -So far it's a toss up.
David, I swear I know that man.
-Kraft. -Divorce can make strange bedfellows.
-Betty Russell, I forgot. -Let's take the Beemer.
The truth, Burt.
-Never mind. -David.
-You're heading for The Last Roundup. -I was afraid of that.
...look each other in the eye...
You charged your husband with mental cruelty, Mrs. Kraft, is that correct?
Surprise!
I'm not sure what kind of present to buy him.
-Tons? -Lots.
-You get to be the boy? -We'll compromise.
I think this will settle accounts.
...compelling, magnetic.
Bill Raymond. Take your hands off me. You get your hands off me.
-We've had divorce work before. -Not on a retainer.
...mostly waiting.
-Come on. Why?
...by driving a wedge between us?