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I know how jealous he is. I know what his temper is like.
-You have your foibles too, David. -Yeah, I heard about them.
-He's pulling out her chair. -Yeah.
Really? I didn't know that.
Order. -Damn you.
I care deeply about our staff and that's not just lip service.
...had Lydia Kraft not made the unfortunate decision to hire me.
Graduate?
No way. This is much more...
Keep up with me here. Flash your lights three times.
Well, let me see, there's-- Well....
Nothing like a few phoney manners to get girls doing back flips for you.
And, obviously, you have no respect for the dead.
Take this money, get a new wardrobe...
Thanks.
I'd like you to help me change that.
Well, David, you have to admire her. She's going after what she wants.
Advocacy, public defence.
David, I know it's not the car of your dreams.
Was he aware you were sleeping with his friend...
I wouldn't wanna trade places with that partner, feeling dead.
You swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help you God?
Now honk the horn twice. All right, that should do it.
I should probably upgrade my sound system.
-What's the catch? -No catch.
Well, at least she won't get any bruises.
Thanks.
How do you know his wife will take him back?
Well, that's not entirely true.
The hood ornament on his car is going to the D on a diaper truck.
David, is that her?
-Give it a few more minutes. -See? This case isn't so bad.
Are you seeing anyone?
My reputation proceeds me.
...I'm just saying you never let me kiss back.
Sex is the only thing on your mind.
In that limo, feeling responsible.
Well, Maddie, for the first time in my life, I'm speechless.
-Maybe we're rushing into this thing. -Let's see what she has to say.
It's gonna take more time.
-What? -Look at her.
Turns out that Mr. Kraft's partner and Mrs. Kraft...
Well, it is more blessed to give than receive...
Tadal
-His own partner. -His own partner.
T-bills, bonds, a money-market fund.
I mean the rest of your life.
And I don't like it.
-How about a watch? -He has a watch.
Well, I have to go.
You've had a chance to look this over.
Then don't jerk us around on the alimony.
-Nathan. -Nathan Detroit?
This is all my fault.
-That toilet-seat thing again? -No.
...a part of me died with that car.