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I just wanna make sure that we're doing the right thing here.
...understands the purpose of what seems to us...
See this smile?
Because they're not screaming like most couples--?
...I took the proverbial hard long look at my life...
This from Ms. Chapter 11.
-Damn Bill Raymond. -Stop it.
David, are you all right?
Is that all?
Burning, singing in the sunshine
Thank you, sir, I'd rather stand.
Miss Lamont, would you characterise that as a duo-directional lipus-lockus?
-No arguing? -No complaining.
You can tell everything about a person first time you meet.
It's also the best place to look when you're not listening.
The dog ate your homework. Cabs don't get in wrecks.
If I'd known, I would've done this a long time ago.
Yeah.
God. I'm sorry, sir, I wasn't thinking.
You must mean okay like A-OK, right?
-Why were you in a cab? -You ever try handling a rickshaw?
Well, it is an effective treatment for localised high blood pressure in males.
Am I nuts?
It'd be like squeezing toothpaste back into the tube.
I'd like to call Mrs. Lydia Kraft to the stand, please.
As your investment counsellor...
They'll have my blessings...
You didn't have to.
I mean, how did you pay for these?
I want you to help me put that marriage back together.
-Got it? -Got it.
-Of course. -Have a seat or something.
-Everything, really? -No. Well, of course, there a few things.
That was when I met Joleen, his 21-year-old receptionist...
Business seems to be picking up. She wanted to offer us a raise.
I know I know that man.
Take this key.