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Someplace where I could make a difference.
-I understand you. -Good.
Even got an AM radio.
Yeah, my money.
No, I can talk to Betty. You should take a spin in your new toy.
Did a pretty good little job acting up there in the office.
-I don't throw money around. -Neither do I.
-Unsullied, unknown. -A virgin.
...and I will have to live with the knowledge...
Your client pleads irreconcilable differences...
-Where did you dig up this bulldog? -Oh, now just stop it.
An attorney, the one I told you about.
See you upstairs.
They're cute, but hard to breed.
I left them rolling around in the grease.
I'd like know what reason you have for thinking I'm not generous.
If my life gets any more interesting, they'll have to chain me and give tours.
The whole point of dating is disinformation.
-You don't drive a car like that. -Why not?
David, you didn't.
-...tells you I'm not a good lover. -You're an okay lover.
A man buys a gift to show his appreciation...
The bar on the corner of 23rd and Del Fuego.
Yo, Burt.
When it comes to finances, you're a nitwit.
You of all people deserve to know the truth.
It's the furthest thing from a no big deal, it's trivial.
What is going on?
I understand. I don't agree, but I understand.
-April 9th. -November 27th, me and Jimi Hendrix.
-How does it feel? -Clammy, I hope.
That's your trouble, David. You think hot sex cures everything.
Varsity.
-Well, he was wrong. -Oh, Lydia.
But in the heat of battle, I guess I chose not to notice.
The kissing. I was talking off the top of my head.
Run away. Don't mind watching the store at all.
I don't know.
I'm not sure I understand how.
You're in the way.
Betty, will you excuse us for just a moment, please?
-I mean the car. -Oh, fine.
...you do not know how to enjoy the fruits of your labour.
I'm working on that, but I'm here now.
Mostly I'm busy at the office, but every now and then.
The truth is I would've been on time if my cab hadn't got in a wreck.
There has to be or you wouldn't have said it.