Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT WAS BOOKED UP TWO YEARS IN ADVANCE,

I LOVE CATALOGS.

THE CANDLES AND THAT JUDGE...

MARILYN CAME INTO TOWN EARLY FOR THE CEREMONY,

YES -- LET ME TAKE A LOOK HERE.

A BAR -- THANK GOD.

THAT ONE. THE OTHER FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

IT'S GOING TO BE FABULOUS, ISN'T IT, LORELAI.

PLEASE MAKE YOUR MOTHER STOP TALKING TO ME.

I COULD USE A LITTLE SOMETHING.

I, RICHARD GILMORE...

SO, HOW YOU DOING?

NO, I'M JUST SAYING -- WHAT ARE YOU JUST SAYING?

PREVIOUSLY ON "GILMORE GIRLS"...

THEY START TO FORM MORE CLUBS.

I DO NOT DANCE SPAZZY.

I GAVE A LOT OF THOUGHT TO THE SONG THAT WOULD REPRESENT

YOU KNOW, IT NEVER WOULD HAVE CROSSED MY MIND

I HAVE NO IDEA. I AM DRUNK.

WHAT? WHY DOES HE THINK THAT?

HEY, THAT'S GRANDMA'S BAG. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

JUST TWO OLD FRIENDS HANGING OUT -- THAT'S ALL.

MY PARENTS ARE HERE SOMEWHERE.

DO YOU WANT "THE ARCADE FIRE"?

I HAD TO REDO THE THING.

AND WOULD ONLY EAT MASHED POTATOES FOR A WEEK?

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

TALK TO YOU LATER?

WAITING FOR CAKE THIS LONG.

I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS.

SEND THEM RIGHT ALONG. UH-HUH.

THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.

"IF ONLY YOUR NAME WAS BILL, THEN THIS COULD BE OUR SONG."

WILL BE UNHAPPY AT THE BLUESTONE CLUB?

IT SEEMS MEAN, GETTING THEM KICKED OUT LIKE THAT.

A BOX OF 1/4-INCH TEAK BUNGS, MARINE CAULK.

HERE'S YOUR DOUGHNUTS AND YOUR COFFEE.

LISTEN, I THINK WE NEED TO TALK.

MOM, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY WALKED IN A STRAIGHT LINE BEFORE.

AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO FAITH

THEN SHE'D GO OUT AND GET IT.

I WANT TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER A PRESENT,

YOUR FLORIST IS HERE, AND EVERYTHING LOOKS FABULOUS.

HIT THE BUTTON, JOHNNY. YOUR HAND, MADAME.

OH, UH, CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THEM. AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I WROTE.

THIS WASN'T THE WAY I WANTED IT.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE MONEY, THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A JERK.

ON BEHALF OF MYSELF AND MY SECOND WIFE, EMILY,

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. LORELAI AND I WENT TO A FUNERAL.

SO I WON'T BE ABLE TO GO TO YOUR PARENTS' THING,

I CAN'T DO COMMITMENT. I DON'T WANT TO PRETEND I CAN.

IT'S CALLED A RUM AND COKE.

APPARENTLY NOW WE'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS.

I'LL SEE WHAT YOU GUYS ARE PLANNING ON EATING,

APPARENTLY, THAT'S VERY IN NOW.

AND I JUST THOUGHT I'D CALL AND SEE HOW YOUR GATHERING'S GOING.

TIME FOR A LITTLE REUNION.

WANT ME TO WHIP UP A LITTLE PASTA FOR YOU, MOM?

AND 40 PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW, BUT EXPECT ME TO KNOW THEM.