Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU THINK I HAVE A PLAN OR SOMETHING?
WE'RE NOT DATING.
AW, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I DIDN'T BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO READ ANYTHING INTO IT,
I DO NOT DANCE SPAZZY.
LIKE A BUNCH OF SELFISH RICH KIDS --
IT'S A WONDERFUL THING TO HAVE A HUSBAND, A PARTNER,
A LITTLE GAYER, PLEASE. I'M JUST SAYING.
FLOWERS EVERYWHERE, AND MY DRESS IS INCREDIBLE.
I CAN GET YOU THE COP'S NAME IF YOU WANNA TALK TO HIM.
[ SIGHS ]
YOU WENT OVER THERE. TO COMFORT HIM.
SOME WINE OR SOME CHILLED VODKA, PERHAPS?
MUCH BETTER -- LOWERS THE SPAZ QUOTIENT.
I STARTED TO RUN THE RIGGING. I WANTED TO GET FURTHER.
THEY COMMAND A GOOD TURNOUT.
IT'LL BE WHIMSICAL, AND I CAN WEAR FLATS.
TRUST ME, THE SHELDRAKES ARE BUSY
YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS PERFECT TASTE IN NECKLACES AND EARRINGS.
WE WERE 14.
* WEDDING VOWS
I KNOW THEM TO BE TWO OF THE MOST FORMIDABLE OPPONENTS
EXTENSION CORD.
THAT'S PERFECT. HOLD THAT.
BUT SHE'S MARRIED.
OF COURSE, IT DROVE ME CRAZY.
* BUT KISSES AND LOVE WON'T CARRY ME *
WHO'S THAT GUY?
* OH, BUT, BILL, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA *
I WANT TO BE CLEAR. OH, GOOD.
SEE YOU LATER, CHRIS. WE'LL HAVE A DRINK.
GOT IT? GOT IT.
THANK YOU. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *
NO, NOT REALLY. I'M CHRISTOPHER.
WITH TATER TOTS, I CAN JUST RIP AND DUMP.
AND THE SPOON.
JUST WALK UP AND KISS SOMEONE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO.
OH, REALLY?
CALM MY NERVES ABOUT THIS WEDDING PLANNER I HIRED.
YOU GOT IT, HONEY!
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO.
[ THE 5th DIMENSION'S "WEDDING BELL BLUES" PLAYS ]
OH, GREAT. COME BACK AS THORA BIRCH.
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU REMEMBERED THIS SONG.
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
OH, YOU CANNOT KEEP A ROOMFUL OF ANGLO-SAXONS
IDLE HANDS AND WHATNOT.
AND I'LL START BURROWING DIRECTLY INTO THE GROUND.
HAVE BEEN FOR -- WHAT? FOUR MONTHS NOW?
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] HELLO.
THERE'S A GUY IN THERE PAWING MY DAUGHTER!
BEST MAN IN THE HOUSE.
WELL, YOU LEFT ME ALONE. I WARNED YOU ABOUT HER.
YOU CAN'T INSULT THEM BY FORGETTING THEIR NAMES.
BUT, UM, CHRISTOPHER'S FATHER DIED A COUPLE WEEKS AGO,
I'LL GO WITH YOU.
GO.
I HOPE YOU AT LEAST BOUGHT HER A MOON PIE.
[ British accent ] AB-FAB, SWEETIE DARLING.
NOT YET.
* I ALWAYS WILL
I TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR DAD AND THE TEQUILA.
AND NOW YOU'RE WITH HIM, BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
GETTING DRESSED THERE.
* I ALWAYS WILL
MY PANTS ARE ALL WRINKLED FROM THE RIDE.
I WENT OVER THERE ONE NIGHT --
OOPS, MARILYN'S GETTING TOTSIED.
LORELAI AND I BELONG TOGETHER.
NOTHING HAPPENED. PLEASE, BELIEVE ME.
HANG YOUR DRESS UP FIRST.
AND A BREADED FRENCH COUNTRY CHICKEN.
WHAT IS THE DEAL? ARE YOU DATING?