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Ah, I think I'll hang onto this. This is a special gift.
Well, if there's video of Lily's recital on her iPad,
That's the spirit.
...and I keep telling you,
I didn't push him.
I haven't seen these people since the divorce --
Though I can no longer make an N with my body.
It's a pig-a-let!
Oh, well, I wasn't planning on it --
They don't ask questions on a college tour, right?
and have a proper viewing party.
Oh, um, it's just always come easy for me.
Honestly, it's like he can't be with my son
Ana, say hello to, uh...
but I don't know, maybe we'd forced you
No, what even -- Mom!
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Luke and I, Gloria, and Manny are going on a college tour!
Ow! No!
You do not get to shut down on me
in some underground poo-shoveling place.
but it's like you're not hearing me!
I'll just take the tray.
Oh!
Excuse me?
Oh, thanks. Ha ha. Fooled you.
Hand somebody a sandwich in San Francisco
You know what? We can move on.
People can always tell when I'm in attack mode.
so I put a pig-a-let in the bed!
around until it burst open like a pill-packed piñata.
into the girls' locker room.
You just have to hope they get irritating enough
Chalky fingerprints on the 8, the 5, the 3, and the 1.
Yeah, maybe if those two people had raised us,
Last year, I was doing differential topography
Oh, my God. You're brilliant.
Oh, this is Cam texting.
Excuse me.
Would anyone care for some champagne?
Kidding! Please sit!
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