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is a hot cheerleader.
One time I had to blow my nose. Nearly hit that cockeyed girl down the street.
Oh, yeah. Field hockey team's going to state. Whoo-hoo!
- Anyhow, I'll see you around, Pinciotti. - Okay.
So, anyway, I just turn to my dad and I say...
Oh, hey, Donna.
Oh, so it is a bar mitzvah.
A look at my new Corvette.
Fine. I'm still a virgin!
So when my dad saw that I had broken the TV with the bowling ball, I said...
So long!
- He has never putted. - I see.
You can put me in your fantasies. I don't mind.
Okay, all right. Good to see you.
and tell you to take me three times a day.
and wear a condom.
And don't think I haven't already thought of that, my friend.
Well, that's just good reporting.