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Well, they'll think I'm a dick if I don't.
- Right, um... - What?
Your audition.
Um, well, he works here.
My matchstick galleon.
"Kate" is not a name.
You like your men tall, shy and translucent,
- Blot. - Mm, mm.
♪ I guess somewhere along the way ♪
(grunts softly)
Kate.
MARTA (sighing): Oh, God.
♪ Find somebody else ♪
who doesn't even have a phone.
Hmm? What's wrong with...
Even possibly a few nights.
I've been really, really stupid.
So, did you find your Tom, then?
- They believe. - I know.
you know about. You have to be there.
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
Try and keep it down to... Oi, oi.
Tom, I said... "we."
Katarina.
Katarina, or Kate, or whatever your name is now,
You're the singer.
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
Oh, bugger off with your cleanly manliness.
Why don't you lot go back to where you came from?
Sure. Never wanted kids anyway. (grunts)
Are you there?
got access to some really freaky outlets.
Also, nobody's clapping. (continues indistinctly)
♪ Stanite se mamica ♪
♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
I'm Tom.
♪ I never picked a fight in my life ♪
- Nice. - Yeah.
It's "Kate."
I promise.
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
- You again? - What do you mean, "again"?
♪ How can the outside world ♪
I... Who knows? She might be the next Streisand.
Thank you.
And at the health food shop, I was Miso.
- Oi! - Oh, sorry! - Oh, crap.
Are you M-Mrs. Challis?
(jauntily): ♪ Dobra vecer japica ♪
And preggers, so we ain't drinking, either, party girl.
Christ, why don't you just get
You know, actually, if men had to do it,
You'll do it for love.
Ed just seemed to get that.
is, in fact, what makes us happy.
- ♪ Is take these lies ♪ - (call box buzzes)
But the very next day you gave it away
That is very nice.
KATE: Oh, piss off.
Now I must learn to love sauerkraut.
- Me, obviously. - Me, the mother, of course.
(clears throat)
No, he couldn't afford to retrain,
Ooh, I think when I got really ill.
♪ I guess I must have loved you ♪
because he thinks I depend on him too much,
Piss off, Klaus!
they made me feel special when I was ill.
♪ Take back your singing in the rain ♪
Oh, I'm ashamed of who I am?
All right? Just... just go back to work.
As okay as I'll ever be on the bus.
I won't.
(chuckles softly)
(register beeping)
- DIRECTOR: Are you all right? - I, uh... I did that
Oh. What do you do?
So I didn't get that Frozen job.
- (grunting): Oh, Christ. - Oh.
All right, every time she contacts you
(grunts)
(stammers, grunts)
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
Why?
♪ Be praying for time ♪
Anyway, I'm homeless again.
Hello.
♪ The rich declare themselves poor ♪
(yawns)
- (bell jingles) - (sighs)
(over TV): Let me see. "A very messy Christmas."
- Oh, bloody hell. - Um...
♪ Melody, melody... ♪
Okay.
It just means that you're built of everything you do.
♪ Last Christmas ♪
(MISSING GRAND ORCHESTRAL FANFARE PLAYING! MEET THE SPIRITS 7 2029
I think she's dead, she's had lapse,
Plus, I've never seen an elf audition before.
I am being nice to Alba, your girlfriend.
- Alcohol? - Every once in a while.
KATE: Uh, wow.
♪ How could it have, baby? ♪
Accommodation issues.
Yeah, Jenna!
(bell continues jingling)
I'm not sure how I feel about
How about you leave it and you go home alarmingly sober?
So, what, you're gonna move back home?
not knowing, you know, being inconsistent?
like her father who is never here.
(Kate shuddering)
How do you know?
- Thank you. - What happened?
Nice landing.
- Okay. - And don't forget... look up.
Don't tell me even your mother kicked you out.
Literally in the cupboard. No wonder it died.
Ooh. Gently does it.
I was on the list. No, my name's Kate Andrich.
BEFORE WE EAT LESBIAN PUDDING
- She was. - You show... I show you picture.
Are you writing that down?
Ditch that.
if I could buy you a drink.
No, that was you playing it four times in a row.
And they kept telling me I was lucky to be alive.
- Tchaikovsky? - WOMAN: Ah.
That was like poetry in motion.
♪ To save me from tears... ♪
Kate, that was lovely. Thank you.
(groans)
It's a bit annoying, if I'm honest.
- Thank you so much. Thank you so much. - It's okay. It's okay.
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly... ♪
Okay.
- KATE: Oh. - Just above the lip of the roof there.
(whimpers softly)
KATE: I'm coming. I'm com...
Sorry, mate.
Me not being able to find you is what's up.
It's brilliant. It's lovely, isn't it?
They took out my heart.
♪ Special ♪
There is nothing more to know.
God, I've missed you.