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- (door closes) - (Kate clears throat)
- So, you do this often? - Only when I have to.
Well, don't panic.
I was just incredibly bad at what I do
Oh, you know, fine.
then they just expected me to be normal and get on with life.
No, I made a delivery here.
- (electrical crackling) - ♪ I gotta get inside... ♪
- Holding up? - Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, love me, love George Michael.
- No. - Mm-hmm.
Serves you right.
She just loves Christmas more than anything else.
Dick is penis. Penis is dick. That's the same word.
(siren wailing in distance)
It'll be fine. Something will turn up.
Boom. Thank you.
Where you are, huh?
♪ Ooh ♪
Are the doctors keeping in touch?
Well, someone looks not rested.
- (scoffs) - What about you?
- This is naughty. - Yeah.
BOTH: ♪ Be good to yourself ♪
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪
(door closes, bell jingles)
Well, thanks, Bono or Mother Teresa
- Hmm. - Oh, everything's just such a mess.
Why don't you just get a divorce? Huh?
- Ow. - Oh, yeah.
then you just need to say it, because I...
Absolutely.
It's Kate. Uh, wh-where can I plug in my music?
- Yes. - (sets figure on counter)
Oh, LOL. You know what?
Tell Rufus this one's much harder to torch.
Oh. Good to have dreams.
Well, that is quite the slippery slope.
- Stop! Stop. - ♪ When the dog bites... ♪
Oh, when I try to say it,
- The auditions are closed now. - Right, yes.
I'm not ill anymore, all right?
- Fry someone's fish? - No, no, that was last week.
You were great at your job when you started.
It's quite unusual to see a bird like that in town.
(bird chirping)
- Yeah. - Your chariot awaits.
we would have contraceptive beer.
UNIVERSAL PICTURES 2019/2010
MAN: What?
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
Why?
(quiet chatter)
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
that I had made a career out of being a victim.
(Kate sighs)
- (drawer closes) - (register beeps)
In here.
I'm sorry to leave this message.
Saturday.
That sounds like quite a healthy choice.
CHURCHILL: Just gonna write this out for you.
(imitating Sean Connery): Stay back.
It's "Kate." It's "Kate."
Yeah.
Yeah, I can do that. Okay.
- PETRA: Ah. Hey, at last. - (chuckles)
- Ah. - In fact,
Dick, our-our neighbor, is called "penis"?
♪ Thinking to myself, you're a fool, boy ♪
Give me one good reason.
♪ Special. ♪
♪ ♪
It was always going to be yours one way or another.
(sighs) Bit up herself, I thought.
- She's not ill anymore, Mum. - She is not ill anymore, Petra.
Of all the things in my life,
for sleep, anxiety, panic attacks, the lot.
You're so negative.
(sighs): Christ.
- ♪ "I'm ready!" she cried ♪ - (Kate chuckles)
Skaters fall. It's fine.
(doorbell rings)
Christ, if I'm going home, I'm gonna need a drink.
(takes deep breath)
Just ring your mother.
- Anyway... - So, how's your Tom?
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪
and he basically said
How was it?
- so I've got nowhere to stay. - Mm.
Yeah, I'm just gonna get the shit out my eye.
That's not right.
Whoa.
♪ Say it's much too late ♪
Um, yeah. Take it away,
- Yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine! - Ah, you... you're fine.
You taught her this terrible word?
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
♪ You gave it away ♪
- Yeah. - This is very...
Well, for instance, we could go for a walk together.
- Marta, calm down. - No, don't you dare
Would you like to give me your number?
(sighs)
(sighing): Bed.
Go nicely with your tea.
- What's up? - "What's up?"
Yeah, would you rather drive minicab?
The homeless.
when she was always the b-bright one?
He hasn't got a phone.
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
that makes me feel, like, I don't know...
Great.
(chuckles)
- Not "needs." - "Would like"?
♪ Do do do do, do do do do ♪
you saw her not being depressed?
They took it and threw it away.
Anyway, boring, boring, boring, la, la, la, la.
- Yeah? - Yeah, they lie to you about pregnancy.
You know, from the ballet?
- (raucous laughter) - ♪ My memory ♪
Goodbye, Mum.
(sighs)
♪ Baby ♪
UNIVERSAL FANFARE
Thank you so... I'll be with you around 8:00.
Not for me.
That was minimal.
- (sighs) - Madam?
- KATE: For your big nuts. Here we are. - MAN: Oh.
♪ Till the jokes he could tell got very blue ♪
It's-it's been empty for months.
because he'd rather be dead. (chuckles)
DIRECTOR: Thank goodness for a heavy woolen tight.
to become a famous singer and die like Kurt Cobain,
- (Kate hums quietly) - Hmm, you're early.
you now have a life. We wish you'd get on with it."
- I'll be right... - Time to sparkle!
CASTING DIRECTOR: Thank you. We'll be in touch.
Can I help?
- That is truly horrific. - (Kate chuckles)
♪ Has the power to make you... ♪
What? Me? No, fine. Totally fine.
I had a heart transplant.
Lovely, it is.
- Hi. - (yells) Hi. Hi.
(both laugh, whooping)
- Where'd you come from? - Well, what are you looking at?
- Of course not. - Do you actually even
Wonderful. I can smell the commitment.
Hey.
Yeah. Comfy where I am.
I said, "Don't talk to me."
GRAND ORCHESTAL FANFARE PLAYING MEET THE SPIRITS 2 2015
♪ And legitimate excuses ♪
♪ Be a place that your heart can embrace? ♪
Gosh, you're so tiresome, Katarina.
Well, you just told me Gideon's.
- Oh, that's okay. - It's just...
♪ Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo ♪
Please? Thank you.
♪ Do something for me ♪
- (clears throat) - ("Jingle Bell Rock" playing)
- I'm just so bored of your shit. - Marta, stop. She's ill.