Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KATE: Mm-hmm.
Some bloke was outside the shop playing silly buggers.
- How was your date? - Really nice.
♪ Last Christmas, I gave you my heart ♪
Yeah. No, we had a break-in,
- Yeah, it's a real turd of a flat. Uh... - Tom?
Well, only if you promise to judge me.
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♪ Is that I don't... ♪
All it means is that
The penalty for lateness.
I won't be too late. I promise.
Does anything official arrive that tells you?
A shitting bird just shat in my eye.
♪ My heart, my heart is better than that ♪
(laughs)
- IVAN: Yeah. - PETRA: And-and she's very happy.
Get to work, elf.
SANTA: This is Christmas music.
Hi.
from Snapchat to Instagram.
ARTHUR: Just the two, then?
Accommodation, firstly, 'cause I've sort of run out of options
Yeah, I think so.
- I curse the day I was born. - Me, too.
You're gonna have to help me decide.
♪ I wrapped it up and sent it with... ♪
♪ Somebody told me ♪
He's gorgeous, but this one...
she is very, very...
Well, "dick" means "penis."
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
♪ So you raise another glass ♪
Nothing. Katarina.
and underappreciated in our time.
while I get the soup sorted.
Have you got a bourbon, Danny boy?
I just want to say a massive thank-you
Hang on.
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
than you've had hot dinners, mate.
No, Kate...
- (chuckles) - (door opens, bell jingles)
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♪ Brown paper packages tied up with string ♪
You know the whole glowing,
♪ Dreaming of a sunnier day ♪
♪ I won't let you down ♪
♪ Be good to yourself ♪
♪ ♪
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
(whispers): Happy. Happy.
(grunts)
- a cappuccino while you wait. - Wow.
And I'm finally getting better
What? (stammers)
(laughing): That's my girl.
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
♪ My heart, my heart is better than that ♪
♪ There's so much to hate ♪
- (Santa speaks Mandarin) - Ow.
Do you know we have people turn up here,
I like to wait until she's asleep.
- Get-get out the... Right. - I'm coming.
MAN: Oi, Danny! Give us a hand?
(clears throat) Cup of tea?
You're right about that.
Okay.
- (laughing) - ♪ Mother of... ♪
♪ The way that we told ya was decent ♪
♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪
Um, I was just... I was just wondering
If I sing a lullaby...
Just leave her alone.
- Take care of my heart. - (Kate sniffles)
Speak English, or get out of my sodding country.
- Bollocks it is. - (chuckles)
Not really. I'm 26.
(singsongy): Tra-la.
Wow. That's pretty amazing.
No, that one is down 30 thou.
Tom.
(sighs softly)
Well, I-I didn't. I was press-ganged.
- (cheering) - PETRA: Oh, Alba. - IVAN: Oh, lovely.
♪ Dete, spavaj ♪
Morning. Hello.
Let's pretend Mary had twins, and you can get both.
I just can't seem to... at the moment.
Christ.
I can't. I'll crease something or just spontaneously wee.
♪ And the wounded skies above ♪
♪ 'Cause God stopped keeping score ♪
♪ Land of hope and glory ♪
- No. Okay. - (laughing)
You're not answering your phone.
Well, I got so tired of staring at my hand all day.
MAN: Can my nuts fit inside there?
♪ That you say you'll be mine ♪
No, that's-that's an hour of pure heart and soul.
Do you want to hear about my sister?
I think you should just sleep for a bit.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Tell me, baby ♪
but right now I'm considering a little stroll with you.
I called myself Kitty.
- Pillow. Pillow. - Okay. Um, yeah, it's a pillow.
Actually, who are you?
Home.
- Tom! - (people murmuring)
♪ Has the power to make you happy. ♪
that Kate needs to talk to him?
I need a word.
into the llama enclosure. Close.
♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪
- MARTA: You showed me, Mum. - A little beautiful picture.
Maybe you should do something nice for Santa.
Now I've got to go to work.
- every single day of the year. - (chuckles)
Whoa! (gasps)
You're the only person
♪ Just trying to find some peace ♪
You weren't kidding.
like a late blossoming or something.
And you're fantasizing, elf,
- (cheering, whistling) - (music continues)
- (groans) Ow! - (Tom chuckling)
♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪
♪ Ring-ting-tingling, too... ♪
- He's more like my idea of... - Jesus Christ.
- Charming. - Jarring.
right behind that shrub.
Marta.
Huh.
Not in your wildest dreams.
- (mocking): ♪ Stanite se... ♪ - (laughter)
- What have we here, then? - ♪ Jingle all the way ♪
Well, maybe she enjoyed being needed again.
- It's for Frozen. - What's that?
TOM: No.
- ♪ Do you recognize me? ♪ - Do you recognize me?
- It is. I love Christmas. - No, you don't.
(applause)
Mum! Can I please just go to sleep?
Or smelling like a bin.
No matter what I might have actually wanted to do.
SANTA: This is a big nutcracker.
(Kate chuckles)
Of course not, idiot.
You are now my cupboard door.