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- Marta. - Marta.
( ‘ UNIVERSAL FANFARE’ )
No, I'm good. Thanks.
♪ Put it in your heart and keep it ♪
This is a fish knife.
Can I get one of them?
I'm busy. You're weird. Goodbye.
Yeah. (inhales sharply)
Yeah, when I worked at the pet shop,
Freehold this one, not for rental. Yeah.
I not sleeping.
You must just love your job.
And the production is... on ice!
(both laughing)
- 'Cause of the war? - Exactly.
And I-I just... I just... I've got lots of issues, all right?
It's almost like we're having a relationship.
Mum, for making the most ginormous krempita.
♪ And I guess it was enough for me ♪
Yes, yes, yes. Thank you.
Weirder than total strangers
Bugger.
no Snap... chat shot.
(bell tolling)
Uh, we're both famously misunderstood
And, uh, who... who's this?
Ah.
- Thank you. - (door closes) - (sighs) Bloody hell.
- I don't know. - (laughing)
♪ Do you think we have time? ♪
because all you seem to think about these days is sex.
You're so mysterious, I can't tell.
This is close enough for now.
- (applause) - (crowd murmuring)
- Thank you. Thank you. - (Ivan laughing)
Oh, no, no, no. These are just my work clothes.
- I am a good person. - Yeah.
Hey, Ruf.
because she appears never to work.
"Every little action of the common day
What's up?
No chance. Tom who?
- spent piddling into cups... - (sighs) Of course it is.
- Then what can I do? - Join a club.
("Heal the Pain" by George Michael playing)
ARTHUR and ARMY TOM: ♪ Donald, where's your troosers? ♪
- (laughing): No. Are you waiting for Tom? - (Andy laughs)
Is this okay?
(man grunts)
- Good night. - Ugh.
You gonna be okay?
He's disappeared again.
- Hi. - Hey.
Missing and kissing.
♪ I think there's something you should know ♪
It's coming along nicely.
♪ Because I got to have faith, faith, faith. ♪
A... a song? (chuckles)
- Yeah, you were so coming to see me. - Uh-uh.
about depending on anyone?
So, where is See-Through taking you?
♪ Mm ♪
KGB! Open up!
(sighs)
♪ ♪
♪ But the very next day, you gave it away ♪
- Not really. - Oh, shut up.
Good eve... (gasps)
Right.
Roll up!
(both laughing)
What she say?
♪ Whose place is in the past ♪
Mm. Thanks, Dad.
Yeah, no, I... I know it's not much.
Merry Christmas.
Do you know we had a woman turn up in a crop top?
So I thought I'd see if you fancied
So, this is our selection
Yes, but it's not what I "do" do.
I do like a challenge, though.
I can't pronounce it.
TOM: Not many people do.
- (groans) - ♪ You gave it away ♪
(chuckles)
because I've really messed up for a number of reasons.
- Oh, the bus. - (Tom grunts)
Hmm? Talk to other people.
You sing.
'cause tomorrow I've got a big audition for the West End.
You are never early. What are you up to?
- a little stroll with me. - Oh, that's my luck?
- In a crop top to audition. - Yeah, I remember.
It is a fermented mini cabbage hedge.
♪ I know how low you can sink ♪
Your mother is still up.
- He'll probably turn up. - Right.
- Are they mice? - Yeah, I think so.
Fun, free, illegal, romantic.
♪ If we have too much ♪
I know I not so important to do that.
- Japanese blowfish? - No, I have,
♪ ♪
You can't call the audience names.
kylo finally focused his mind enough to do what was necessary quickly overwhelming Rey and stabbing her in the stomach. The young Jedi's worst fear had come true. A sith blade piercing her gut.
I-I just want to say this one thing.
Christmas.
because I wasn't looking where I was going
- Like your mum? - No, no.
♪ I guess we always, guess we always knew ♪
(both chuckle)
sound like a death threat.
- £27.35... - (Nathan laughing)
Thank you, Doctor. Thank you so much for your time.
You're the only person
Here. Uh, I think it just pooed in your eye.
- (man whistles) - (man hooting)
♪ Gotta have some faith in the sound ♪
Arthur, you-you do know that you don't have to audition.
Um, one second.
And people believe.
What are you doing out so late?
Oh, God, don't you start.
Sorry. It's been a mad day.
"Here we are"?
I'd like to think that I played a part in your rise to stardom.
(opens drawer)
- Are you really all right? - Yeah.
What I call Marta? Dog. I call you cat.
- Everyone can sing. - Mm-mm. Not me.
Can...
(normal accent): Um, you know,
♪ How can the outside world ♪
- You okay? - (groans) No!
and I felt so lucky to have you.
- Hmm. - KATE: Yeah, okay.
Who's died?
It is amusing.
Ah.
Thanks.
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing ♪
Thank you. Thank you.
So, what's your plan?
Has anyone ever told you there's something
Come on in.