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Sorry I'm so casual.
♪ Sinek dete maleno ♪
You know, genuine bollocks.
♪ Something that I want you to know ♪
to say that she's cleverer than me.
I'm very good at tidying up.
DIRECTOR: Well, you know what? Let her go.
with my pathetic, inferior little brain.
No. No one lives here.
Mum, would you let me in?
The modern dating application you might have heard of.
Look up.
♪ 'Cause I would really, really love to stick around ♪
♪ Do do do, do do do do ♪
- We hardly know each other. - Wha...?
I don't tell people, 'cause they get weird,
On your big celebration dinner, where is your girlfriend?
♪ Last Christmas ♪
I can't believe I'm even giving you another chance,
("One More Try" by George Michael playing)
He's also a vegan, so very conflicted.
I might just give it a break.
...solid.
♪ I'll give it to someone special ♪
and she's just never been the same since.
♪ Turned his back, and all God's children ♪
I know. Oh! My phone. Sorry. Sorry.
and gets no response, she contacts me.
Well, now I know.
(ringtone playing): ♪ She drives me crazy, she... ♪
Oh, for God's sake, shut up, will you?
(cheering and applause)
What do you want?
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
♪ I said I guess it was enough for me... ♪
♪ Try to take your place ♪
You know, blokes and that.
♪ ♪
Wrong about what?
Mothers are hell.
GRAND FANFARE PLAYING MEET THE SPIRITS 3 2018
- Come on. - Okay.
You know, just a bit of psych work.
(gasps, exclaims in Serbo-Croatian)
just in case you thought I was too perfect.
Small but compact. It's neat.
- And practical, too. Don't forget. - (laughs)
♪ I can heal the pain ♪
What, with something that started as a Saturday job?
Stop. You are very bad girl.
Look up.
That's very nice.
- (grunts) - (screams) Oh, my...
- Well, I want to. - But you're in.
♪ Maybe we'll have something to show ♪
♪ But if you kiss me now ♪
Uh... (laughs)
- Veselo. It's Christmas! - (scoffs)
I don't depend on you.
- ♪ And legitimate ♪ - Let me guess...
(kazoo buzzing)
Take your pick, young lady.
- It's a disco nativity scene. - (laughing)
Now is the time... for romance!
- DIRECTOR: Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- And UKIP said... - Mum?
Hi.
Well, it's not that dissimilar.
Where are you going?
- (ringtone playing) - I think somebody really
I like, yeah.
So, shall we get started, then?
(breathing heavily)
Oof. Harsh.
(music stops)
♪ This is how we want you to get by ♪
- (grunts) - I'll see you at the store.
♪ 'Cause, teacher... ♪
Cat, dog.
Actually, I don't.
- Come on. Get rid of that. - Where...? Wait.
Please wait, please wait, please wait!
(inhales deeply)
dissimilar?
- That's all. - (cheering)
(gasps)
♪ If I could touch your body ♪
to know each other.
- How about being pregnant? Huh? - (sighs)
What? Was there a squatter here?
- Mm, ma chérie. - No!
No, I didn't think you were.
- See you soon, Kate. - Bye.
Well, you're not homeless.
(fading): ♪ And Heaven, and Heaven and nature sing... ♪
- And he... - Ed.
(horn honking in distance)
Um...
Mm.
The dinner to celebrate your promotion.
I had to smash my own window
What is it you were looking for?
- More than taste or sanity. - Yes, exactly.
♪ Is out of reach, not good enough ♪
(chuckling): I'm not sure if I've still got a job.
Yeah. I mean, you... Oh, you want crumble?
Yeah.
you're severely distressed and have just gone off on one,
- I'm trying to explain. - Uh, uh, whatever, you know.
MALE RADIO ANNOUNCER: Wakey, wakey, London.
Um, excuse me for just one moment. Santa!
Uh, I don't think so, unless he's with you.
♪ Whenever you want me ♪
- But this one, look at him. - Come on. Hey.
♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪
I know you know all this, and I know you're fed up
(crowd chuckles)
"Yogh..." (hawking)
Mum needs you to ring her.
Just the doctors, the nurses, the hospital staff.
Yeah, all right. Peace out.
Yes.
(indistinct chatter)
Mm. Celiac.
deciding on one Photoshopped image
Mm.
- Eat your mint. - (laughs)
makes or unmakes character."
♪ But the very next day ♪
- It'll do. - (chuckling)
Ooh.
- KATE: Oh, Mum! - MARTA: No, mum.
KATE: Ah, yeah. Mm.
More like a bit of support.
- I just did it? - You just did it.
to, say, persuade you?
Yeah. Yeah.
(Kate stammers)
♪ This is how we want you to get high ♪
♪ Excuses ♪
("Freedom! '90" by George Michael playing)
And that baby has a full set of teeth.
Happy. Happy.
That's my analyst. So sorry.
♪ I've had enough of danger ♪
Good.
And that isn't even the nastiest thing we sell.
PETRA: Very small.