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KATE: Mm.
Oh, dear God, not like my mum.
♪ My mama was a joker ♪
- so there was still room. Yeah. - Yeah.
I mean, who buys this stuff?
- No, Dick is our neighbor. - It also means "penis."
You, you load of tossers, in.
Oh, this is my, uh, floor show.
It's fine.
I'm trying to cut a passion fruit with a fish knife.
♪ Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens ♪
(Jenna laughing)
- You say you're okay. - KATE: Yep.
Yeah, she was a singer back in, um, the homeland.
Oh, it's a... oh, it's a techno manger.
My life is hell, Katarina.
♪ I just hope you understand ♪
(grunts, shouts)
♪ All we have to do now ♪
♪ Know that I will be waiting for the day ♪
from my grandmother,
- Just do it. - Oh, don't just stand there issuing commands.
More important is: how do I look?
Thanks.
My mother, ladies and gentlemen.
Hi.
Maybe he was squatting.
Don't deny it.
Are you all right?
- This one? - Yeah.
(dramatically): ♪ Dobra vecer ♪
- ♪ Special, special, special... ♪ - (screeches)
That I'm glad that she has you.
Yep. Just wondering if Marta was in.
(groans) Nabijem te na kurac, Marta.
"She"? Oh, is this like a "God being a woman now" thing?
Um...
JENNA: You called, uh, just before we got the crib up,
about two sisters who used to get on really well,
Is there anything that I could improve upon
♪ Do something for me ♪
How's Boy?
But there is plenty of storage space.
Look, to be honest, you're not really my type.
- I think you're all enjoying. - (cheering)
Now you are here, we have krem torta.
♪ Say you love me ♪
Mum? Would... Mum!
- IVAN: Again, again, he... - PETRA: This is also from him.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, you gave it away
What it's mean, "cheerfully"?
(birds chirping)
MAN: Which kind of music is this?
♪ Let me tell you a secret ♪
Yeah.
And have you had sex with, uh, Tom yet?
(sighs)
She sort of flowered under it like a...
Oh, previous owner.
- Yes! - IVAN: Thank you, Alba. - That looks amazing.
♪ But the very next day ♪
(Kate chuckles quietly)
Why do you have to be anything?
She's also planning a dinner to celebrate my promotion.
Well, consider away, because it's a no.
Just can't help it, can you?
Yeah.
- Just... - Hey, elf!
- Oh, my God, he's coming back. - Where?!
♪ All out to play ♪
No, I'm just... doing something for someone.
You'll just flirt with him, and he'll forget to buy anything.
You know? Like it made her more important.
♪ Listen to my simple story ♪
- Sortez. (groans) - (Fabien speaking French)
BOY: ♪ I'm dreaming ♪
- Hey, Kate. - Thanks for this.
She doesn't want to talk to you.
Look deep into my eyes.
He was her uncle who died. You remember?
Dan, I can't take your attitude.
Seriously, Marta, I am sorry.
- You considered BASE jumping? - (closes drawer)
- You see? You just did it. - What do you mean,
- Thank you. Um... - Come on, Mama, out we get. Sorry.
- (horn honking) - ♪ One day you say you will ♪
♪ Hey, jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
(Kate whistles)
You have the best that modern medicine has to offer.
♪ But I gotta think twice ♪
you weird little North Pole-ian.
- she is so lucky to have you. - (chuckles)
I really don't.
I wish Mum and Dad knew you were happy.
Yeah. Let me count the ways.
It's like you don't care about anything.
Yeah. Okay.
Wha... Oh, right, yeah, well, well, apparently,
CROWLEY: Oh, they've had a right go in here, haven't they?
- Shh! - I... am shh-ing.
This isn't what it looks like. I just...
Going home always makes me crazy.
- (laughs) - (coughing)
Welcome to my secret little garden.
I am. How do you spell "ordinary"?
(dog barking nearby)
♪ This is the year of the hungry man ♪
- Come take a seat. - No. Uh, no.
If Tom Webster does come in, could you just tell him
- (gibbon screeches) - (button clicks)
The most selfish woman in the world?
- Oh, and that's Geoff, a Mafia don. - Really?
(both laugh)
SANTA: Uh, depends on how big are your nuts.
I was supposed to be special.
♪ Bells on bobtail ring ♪
(wind whistling softly)
KGB. (clicks tongue)
I'll have to find out one day.
y-you sit there, and you think it's absolutely acceptable
- I want something to be... - WOMAN: Listen. Be quiet.
♪ It's hard to be more than we've seen ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
IVAN (laughing): Oh, come on, Petra.
Mm. Must have been hard.
It's night. Cool. Okay.
- These expensive? - (rattling)
♪ You gave it away ♪
Turn a blind eye.
- (woman speaks Serbo-Croatian) - (Kate laughs)
Huh. So, you can skate as well as sing?
You know, that's-that's riches, that is.
- Fair enough. - Fair enough. Yeah.
ALL: ♪ To novo leto faljeno ♪
But one more thing, and you're out.
She's been ill.
and not feeling bad about myself.
Did you shag him?
They're not gonna send you back.
Okay. Oh, no. Hang on.
- Oof. - I sold four of these last week. I'm that good.
Nothing.
- Oh. Is there a bird in here? - No.
KATE: Okay.
You are the furthest thing from an adult that I know.
- (scattered applause) - (indistinct chatter)
♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪