Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wouldn't mind finding him in my stocking.

Oh, yeah. There's no room for clutter here.

- Yeah. I mean, it's very... - Come on.

You getting on?

"Bleeding Me Dry the Elf,"

- Tom. - Who's that, then?

He's gonna think he's wandered

♪ He just kept smoking ♪

Oh, well, I just wish I knew.

and like I'd lost my most special part.

of your battered conquests, it's...

Everyone keeps everyone's secrets around here.

MAN: There's bigger nuts?

- Is that donkey actually smiling at me? - Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, then! Tea's up!

What are you talking about?

- You have your song, your big song in party. - Yes.

(Kate groaning)

- Remember? - Yes.

I'm a part-time cycle courier

Hi. Excuse me. I'm just looking for someone.

And what you know?

- No, really. - Okay. It's a film...

You were so coming to see me.

and, you know, if men had to do this shit,

- (groans) Oh, my God. - Oh! That looked painful.

That's like saying you should try death.

Does a lot of damage.

Sing me to sleep?

It's none of their business.

Nailed it shut. Mental.

Like, you're hungry, you're not hungry.

is all part of my grand plan

♪ And most of us are not sure ♪

(organ playing George Michael's "Heal the Pain")

That's why I took you on full-time.

♪ How could it have, baby? ♪

I don't know anything about him.

- from getting on with our jobs. That's the prob... - "Probate"?

♪ This year, to save me from tears ♪

♪ 'Cause I will always, I will always, I will always ♪

♪ "Boy, everything she wants is everything she sees" ♪

There's something wrong with me, you know.

Yes. Before we eat lesbian pudding

♪ Poljubac ♪

There's always something, isn't there?

- It's down here. - Yeah.

No, no, no, no, no, no!

working in silly Christmas shop

No, I mean, she's not listening.

Speaking of which, be a pet and serve the teas

♪ If she was a hippie ♪

BOTH: ♪ Do something for me ♪

- Yeah, I knew that. - Not "dick." "Penis."

- Yeah, I reckon it's just kids. - Just kids.

GEORGE MICHAEL: ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪

("Last Christmas" by Wham! playing)

JENNA: Reentry and all that. How's Santa?

Guess who got back from the conference a day early.

(laughing): You are so strange.

- (Jenna chuckles) - Okay. Well, I'm off out.

What is rude? Why? Why is rude?

that you and I never got the chance

♪ So if you love me ♪

♪ Hey. (chuckles) ♪

You are very hard worker.

(sighs) Oh, just...

Happy? A good morning.

Mrs. Andrich, you've been given everything there is

- Who's that, then? - Uh, Tom.

- (doorbell rings) - ♪ Rock-and-roll TV... ♪

(quiet chatter)

Well, yeah. She was, actually, yeah.

I'm making an effort.

No. Come to think of it, no one's ever

When she's at home, she's eating my food, and it's good.

or whoever wins the moral superiority prize.

♪ You tell me you're cold on the inside ♪

♪ Oh, it never came ♪

- You showed me last time. - Easy, easy, easy.

- I chose it for the shop. - Really?

- "Crushing Disappointment the Elf." - (laughter)

so he's out all the time.

Look, you took my bag!

(fork clangs on table)

- Here? - Here.

- Oh. - He owes £748 in child support.

Please don't come here uninvited again.

♪ Looking for a different space ♪

Eat. You look like skeleton.

- Oh, boy. - (laughing): This is...

No, I'm just saying, she's causing an obstruction.

- We're-we're leaving. - Absolutely, we're leaving.

just to give myself a bit of space.

£5.75, two euros

and you having bumped into me by chance, here we are.

♪ These are the days of the open hand ♪

Can he not practice here?

This is my elf.

And I just rescued an orphan from a burning car.

- Hey. - (bicycle bell dings)

"Katarina" is name.

There's nothing conclusive here,

I will nail you to my dick.

- How so? - Well, we're both singers.

♪ With her legs open wide... ♪

- Hmm? Nice cup of tea. - Okay. Hvala.

♪ And most of us are not sure ♪

- ♪ That you're feeling inside ♪ - (clicking teeth)

who requires your specific assistance.

- or Swiper or whatever it's called? - Yeah.

Well, fine. Okay.

- All right, then. - Need a hand?

- ♪ But the very next day ♪ - (kazoo plays melody)

♪ I'll give it to someone special... ♪

And you not ringing her is seriously affecting my life.

♪ The way that we show ya ♪

(weakly): Anyone like a cup of tea?

(music playing quietly)

♪ Be good to yourself 'cause nobody else ♪

- I-I'm just... (clears throat) - "Waste of Payroll the Elf,"

IVAN: Through the tunnel.

- (crying, sniffling) - I know.

♪ I think it's time I told you so ♪

TOM (sighs): Okay.

(laughing): These, um, folk songs

This bed, it's like sleeping on a pile of kittens.

♪ Praying for time... ♪

We're just gonna need to dial this down.

(fading): ♪ Dobri ljudi sim doali... ♪

So take your stupid phone out of your stupid cupboard

You're one of us now.