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Okay.
That's why he keeps it so tidy.
- I was so worry. - (Ivan speaks Serbo-Croatian)
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
♪ And I know all the games you play ♪
♪ If we have too much ♪
know what "nabijem te na kurac" means?
in little ways and in big ways.
(horn honks)
(techno version of "Last Christmas" playing)
You did this.
Mm.
There's plenty of seats.
All of your stresses will just melt away.
MAN: ...at the same time.
(Kate grunts softly)
♪ ♪
♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas this year. ♪
Uh, it-it's broken.
(grunts)
- You think so, too? - Katarina.
- (grunts) - Love you.
(lock clicks, bell jingles)
- You are clean, hmm? - This... Yeah, yeah, um...
- KATE: I'm sorry. - (Ivan mutters)
Dan, what do you reckon?
- Cool. - And...
Anyone up for a, you know, pizza?
All of ya!
and a Strepsil.
Like I exist.
I want to talk to her.
I know it seems like she's...
I don't know.
- ♪ And make them true somehow ♪ - (lock buzzes, clanks)
Well, uh, 'cause it's Monday.
- It's pretty cool, though, isn't it? - Sure. Why not?
(bicycle bell dings)
♪ Look around now ♪
(chatter continues)
You know, how do you even know if you have a life?
- ♪ Wake me up... ♪ - (gasping)
(Petra exclaims in Serbo-Croatian)
Hey, there's a latte for you on the shelf.
SANTA (hushed): Yes.
Don't worry, elf.
- There you go. All right. - I am comin. I come.
(chuckles quietly)
Yeah, you know, when someone dies.
- It's just locked in a cupboard. - Why?
Or someone.
Uh, Crumpet?
(laughing): Oh, my God.
You take me for the full English now?
Able to leap sofas in a single bound...
Oh, but I just like stress.
(crowd exclaiming, cheering)
(chatter continues)
She's my oldest friend.
Thanks. Great parenting. Great.
- You've got the part. - (stammers)
♪ Didn't know what I wanted to be ♪
(groans quietly)
Well, what's he doing here, then?
- Ah! Oh, at last. - Hey. Uh, there she is.
- Turn a blind eye to robbery? - Oh, come on, you.
- (bell jingles) - ♪ Well, it's been a year ♪
- Sausage Roll? - Muffin.
♪ But we'll take our chances ♪
- where are you... (chuckles) - Pop yourself over here.
(snoring softly)
- Hi. Sorry. - Hi. Oh.
♪ And all God's children ♪
- I know. - (Tom chuckles)
♪ Where the present meets the past ♪
No, you can't do that. No, no, no, no, no.
(sighs, chuckles)
(chuckles)
♪ I gave you my heart ♪
Would you like a bowl of soup? You've earned it.
It's all that probate stuff that stops us
What? Huang Qing Shin?
♪ ♪
Ooh. I wish somebody would.
Got you. I knew you liked him.
♪ Or raised a hand to my wife ♪
There you go.
Yeah. You're feeling very thirsty.
- MARTA: Different uncle, guys. - Christmas tiramisu.
♪ I never dropped a pill in a drink ♪
♪ These are the days ♪
You've just poured out some very heavy-duty stuff.
- You're strange. I don't really... - Weirder than Grabber
You never seen this alleyway before?
(clears throat)
Huh. What have we got here?
I meant I haven't got a place to stay that I've chosen.
- Tom, did you say? - KATE: Yeah.
I will go out and get shit-faced later.
- Yes. - Do you have something...
It's just a nine-month-long trauma
(song ends)
- (sighing, chuckling): Hi. Hey. - Hi. Thank you so much.
Yes, you sleep. We talk morning.
This is my employee. She locked up last night,
- bad cook, very bad. - (Marta groans)
I need to get back, so come get out here.
- Marta. - All right, you don't care about anything,
She runs a brothel down in Bethnal Green.
- Sh... - No, Ruf.
Yeah.
So, now, you care about this.
My mate Hendo, he calls it "Fat Man's Squeeze."
like a squid but with bones and less legs.
No. I'm just not hungry.
♪ ♪
(inhales sharply, exhales)
- (blow dryer whirring) - ♪ Hey, you're just too funky for me ♪
I'm... and I'm-I'm sorry...
- (kazoo buzzing) - (Kate muttering)
- Two days. - And I've been trying to find you.
- Nope. - This is the narrowest alley in London.
(grunts)
She got more.
- Stop killing us with the song. - (laughter)
Would you like to...
(gags)
♪ Laughing all the way, ha-ha-ha ♪
♪ Special ♪
Now, you listen to me and you listen good.
repeat the experience?
(Tom sighs)
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
Oh, uh, sorry. No, no, no, it was, uh...
- said that to me before. - Ah.